[23:14:41] <Savant> I DO NOT WORK TOMORROWS
[23:15:08] <Itzpapalotl> Woo?
[23:15:59] <Savant> WOO.
[23:16:20] <Itzpapalotl> WOO!
[23:17:52] <Loaf> TAKE A D ICK
[23:17:54] <Loaf> IN THE EAR
[23:17:59] <Loaf> (LOCATED ON THE SIDE OF)
[23:18:00] <Loaf> (YOUR FACE)
[23:18:34] <Itzpapalotl> YOU WOULD LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS MY EAR CANAL
[23:18:41] <Itzpapalotl> OH SNAP DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID?
[23:18:48] <Savant> that like some sort of freestyle jam poem, dude?
[23:18:50] <Itzpapalotl> YOU MOSQUITO MAN
[23:19:08] <Itzpapalotl> WHEN YOU FUCK YOU HEAR A HIGH PITCHED WHINE
[23:19:11] <Itzpapalotl> AND IT'S FROM YOUR DICK
[23:19:15] <Itzpapalotl> 'CAUSE IT'S TINY
[23:19:38] <Loaf> ITS AVERAGE
[23:19:50] <Itzpapalotl> FOR A SMURF
[23:19:51] <Loaf> (BUT THICK LIKE A ROLLING PIN OF A GIANT)
[23:19:52] <Itzpapalotl> OH SNAP
[23:20:06] <Loaf> YOUR VAGINA IS LIKE A REALLY AWESOME VAGINA
[23:20:08] <Loaf> (FOR A BLACK HOLE)
[23:20:12] <Loaf> (IN OUTER SPACE)
[23:20:18] <Loaf> (AS SEEN FROM THE HUBBLE DEEP FIELD)
[23:20:49] <Itzpapalotl> THAT'S RIGHT IT'LL SUCK UP EVERY DICK INTO IT'S TIGHT INESCAPABLE HOLE UNLIKE YOUR GNAT NUB BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
[23:21:05] <Loaf> ... I feel as though you may have just put us in a stalemate.
[23:21:19] <Itzpapalotl> GOD FORBID YOU FUCK NEAR ANY UV LAMPS OR IT'LL FLY TOWARD ONE AND *ZAP* IT'S GONE
[23:21:28] <Loaf> FUCK YOU VAGINA OF THE UNIVERSE
[23:21:44] <Itzpapalotl> YOU WISH
[23:21:47] <Loaf> OH HEY WHATS THIS
[23:21:50] <Loaf> IS THIS THE GRAND CANYON
[23:21:53] <Loaf> NO ITS YOUR VAGINA
[23:23:15] <Itzpapalotl> THAT'S RIGHT MY VAGINA -IS- AWE INSPIRING, BEAUTIFUL, AND A PROTECTED NATIONAL MONUMENT WHERE YOUR DICK IS LIKE THE LOUISIANA SWAMPLANDS WHERE IT'S HUMID, SMELLY, AND DRAWS WAAAY TOO MANY TOOTHESS SWAMPRATS TO YOUR NEITHER REGIONS.
[23:23:53] <Savant> you are in fine form tonight Itz
[23:24:13] <Itzpapalotl> Blame it on happy hour. ^_^
[23:24:27] <Loaf> YOUR VAGINA IS THE LARGE HARDON COLLIDER (THE NEXUS OF ALL DICKS)
[23:24:27] <Savant> woo
[23:24:56] <Itzpapalotl> That's just sad, Loaf. You lose.
[23:25:05] <Savant> you do know that the contents of the LHC are *annihilated* in the process of the LHC's function, yes?
[23:25:38] <Loaf> I haven't had a single drop of alcohol today, and I feel as though I am not doing myself any good by remaining sober.
[23:26:06] <Itzpapalotl> AND YES SCIENTISTS SHOULD STUDY MY VAGINA BECAUSE IT'S SO TIGHT IT COULD MAKE ANY BIG DICK BANG AS MANY TIMES AS NEEDED FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.
[23:26:15] <Loaf> OKAY JESUS
[23:26:36] <Itzpapalotl> Damn straight.
[23:27:01] <Savant> EXPLOSIONS
[23:27:24] <Itzpapalotl> BOMMMM
[23:27:59] <Loaf> My heart isn't in it. :(
[23:28:01] <Loaf> (your vagina)
[23:28:21] <Itzpapalotl> My vagina is also nurturing and will kindle your cold heart.
[23:28:33] <Savant> i do not want to understand the biology of how that works

[18:18:33] <Marcy> Hey Ky
[18:18:34] <Marcy> Kt
[18:18:48] <Marcy> My aim is off ;-)

[15:11:45] <Chris> hellooooOOOO
[15:12:03] <Loaf> CHRIS
[15:12:09] <Loaf> DO YOU HAVE PRESCOT'S EMAIL ADDRESS
[15:12:11] <Loaf> DO YOU
[15:12:17] <Loaf> GIVE IT TO ME
[15:12:28] <Loaf> I NEED TO SEND HIM IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS
[15:12:30] <Loaf> CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
[15:12:35] <Loaf> SPAM WEBSITES
[15:12:38] <Chris> PRESCOT@fuckyourass.gov
[15:12:41] <Loaf> TYVM

[21:53:29] <Itzpapalotl> I'd look better if I lost a shit ton of weight. ;)
[21:53:39] <McC> ::shrugs::
[21:53:41] <Fraser> Metric or imperial?
[21:53:54] <Itzpapalotl> Sure.
[21:53:57] <Itzpapalotl> ;)
[21:54:12] <Fraser> No, wait, 'fuck ton' is metric. 'shit ton' is imperial.
[21:54:19] <Savant> is that how it goes?
[21:54:25] <Itzpapalotl> There you go.
[21:54:26] <Savant> wouldn't it be a fucktonne then?
[21:54:34] <Fraser> Quiet you.

[12:37:45] <Itzpapalotl> I dunno. I just... There's something about being strapped to a fucking huge rocket that makes me go "Nope. You couldn't pay me enough for that shit."
[12:39:22] <Jester> Whatever you say, Dr. McCoy. I'd take a ticket right now if it were offered. ;)
[12:41:21] <Itzpapalotl> You do that. I'll stay on Terra Firma and laugh when you explode across the Florida Keys.
[12:43:05] <Jester> Actually, I'd explode across the south Atlantic, dumb ass. >:P
[12:44:17] <Itzpapalotl> I hope a whale eats your dick. >:(
[12:45:09] <Jester> Shut up. My dick is way bigger than a krill. :P
[12:45:24] <Itzpapalotl> I have no proof.
[12:46:42] <Itzpapalotl> Anyone that wants to ride at the head of a rocket is obviously compensating for -something-.
[12:47:57] <Jester> Ha! Unlike Farrell, *I'm* not taking the pilgrimage for this one. Bring your dumb ass to Connecticut, and you'd better pack a quart of soothing cream. :P
[12:48:49] <Jester> Yeah. I'm compensating for a desire to get away from the same oxygen YOU are using. >:(
[12:49:49] <Itzpapalotl> ... I really don't have any comeback to either of those.
[12:50:03] <Jester> ::dances a victory jig:: ;)

[17:58:00] <Itzpapalotl> Fuck you Farrell
[17:59:00] <Farrell> Really? You will? Wow, I've never had anyone offer to do that to me before.
[17:59:00] <Itzpapalotl> No doubt.
[18:01:00] <Farrell> Just means I get to really enjoy that first time
[18:02:00] <Itzpapalotl> Don't forget the lube and your mother's underwear.
[18:03:00] <Farrell> You're the one offering, and I'd have to travel. I was expecting you to provide that.
[18:03:00] <Itzpapalotl> See, that's your problem.
[18:03:00] <Itzpapalotl> You stay in your house waiting for shit to just happen to you.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Go out there! Make it happen!
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Live life.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Get fucked.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> You get what you give. >:(
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> Besides, if it's your first time you have to travel.
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> It's a pilgrimage.
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> But instead of a wailing wall it's a woman wailing. While you're pounding her pussy. Wailing Pussy Wall.
[18:06:00] <Farrell> Ow. All my blood just rushed to my face.
[18:06:00] <Savant> your every utterance is a joy to read, Itz.
[18:06:00] <Itzpapalotl> =D

[14:31:31] <Loaf> Supposedly, almost every dog will get into a pool with you if you have them on a leash.
[14:31:32] <Itzpapalotl> Dunno. Wouldn't hurt to try. ;)
[14:32:03] <Itzpapalotl> Get those stupid turtle-shaped plastic pools at Toys-R-Us for $10 and let her have at it.
[14:32:05] <Loaf> Like, if you have them leashed and lead them in with gentle coaxing.
[14:32:13] <Itzpapalotl> I know my other dogs won't, but that's because they'd drowned.
[14:32:31] <Loaf> Not, like, leashing them and then creating a doggy trebuchet aimed at the pool.
[14:32:58] <Itzpapalotl> I'm not going to trebuchet my dogs into the pool. ;)

[15:13:42] <Foxie> As an example, I hate being with a guy who can't make decisions about something as simple as where to go out to dinner.
[15:13:45] <McC|Work> Which plays merry hell with your Leo nature, Foxie. ;)
[15:13:52] <Foxie> Gemini! :P Leo rising though.
[15:13:57] <McC|Work> orly?
[15:14:00] <McC|Work> I thought you were a Leo.
[15:14:01] <Foxie> Yep. I'm a Gem!
[15:14:03] <Foxie> June 19th, sir
[15:14:06] <Foxie> Cancer cusp
[15:14:12] <McC|Work> Huh. Did that change? I could've sworn we always used to talk about it.
[15:14:17] <McC|Work> (...)
[15:14:22] <Foxie> *grin*

[13:27:22] <McC|Work> Gaggler, dummy, not gargler.
[13:27:35] <Loaf> You don't even know what the act of Gaggling entails.
[13:27:44] <Loaf> Do not pretend to speak upon suck things.
[13:27:48] <Kt> HAH!
[13:27:49] <Loaf> ahahaha. SUCK THINGS.
[13:27:52] <Kt> Best typo ever.

* Loaf has changed the topic to: once i was eating soup at chez laurent and my mother bounded out of the piggly wiggly across the street and said son whatr are you doing in that rat hole and i said nothing mother but she couldnt see the lovestained tentacles beneath my napkin holy god was the calamari fresh that night :)

[00:08] <Carliegh> i am the buddha of electrical logistics

[13:48] <ChrisMobile> and I have maybe half a bar of service at the moment...
[13:49] <ChrisMobile> granted I'm deep in a bunker under the Garden City Hotel happy So should maybe be thankful for the half bar I can get
[13:49] <Fras|Work> Bunker? Do you know something we don't know?
[13:49] <Savant> afraid the allies are gonna come get ya?
[13:49] <Fras|Work> Should I be running through the streets?
[13:51] <ChrisMobile> Yes. Commence mass hysteria
[13:52] <ChrisMobile> Pretend like the Leafs won the cup or something wink
[13:52] <Fras|Work> You burn in hell.
[13:52] <Savant> ahaahaa

[19:43] <Delgado> ::then, with a hair flicking flourish, she turns around to expose her backside, bends over so she's looking at the audience through her legs, grabs her ankles, then pulls her head through her legs to lick a long, slow line along the back of her right knee before straightening up and striking another floursing pose. Ta-da::

[18:48:51] <@Kt> Turns out some of my mom's friends from Edmonton know Nathan Fillion. And they could not understand why I was basically having a seizure when I found out.
[18:49:10] <@Delgado> Because he needs to be inside me.

[13:04:55] <Farrell> A FUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK
[13:05:02] <Farrell> That's it. Where's my pitchfork?
[13:05:08] * Farrell is now known as Farrell_AFK
[13:05:20] <dakabn> um... bye den?

* Luke quits stalker mode
* Loaf has quit (Quit: )
* Loaf (Loaf@cpe-67-49-192-177.bak.res.rr.com) has joined #MM
<Loaf> Welp. I'm a goddamn retard.
<Sajioshi> what makes you say that?
<Loaf> Because I typed /quit in response to Luke's line about quitting stalker mode.

[15:12:41] <Cody> "Wicked" to me is more British than New England.
[15:13:00] <McC> That's just because of Harry Pottah. ;)
[15:13:07] <Cody> Whereas "Wicked funny", as you say, is more New England.
[15:13:08] <Sajioshi> i say it Wednesday.
[15:13:19] <Cody> Well yeah, Ryan, that's the voice I here when I say that ;)
[15:13:31] <McC> Specifically, Ron Weasley going, "Wiiiickeeed!"
[15:13:40] <Loaf> That's dumb. You're dumb. ;)
[15:13:51] <Sajioshi> never claimed to be otherwise
[15:13:58] <Loaf> No, not you.
[15:14:06] <Loaf> Oh. Nevermind. That's dumb. You're dumb.

<@McC> Mouse: No problem. I'm planning to do Ron, Luke, and Cody on Saturday.
<@McC> And what the hell is with you people saying "If Vampire dies..." already? We've run /two/ sessions so far. ;)
* @Loaf grins.
<@Itzpapalotl> We're bitter, bitter whores.
<@Loaf> Suck my salt lick.
<Aggie> <@McC> Mouse: No problem. I'm planning to do Ron, Luke, and Cody on Saturday. <-- You certainly have a lot of stamina, my friend.
<@McC> Nah, Ron and Luke don't usually last more than a few minutes.
<Aggie> Ah. Warm ups.
<@McC> Cody has a good bit of endurance, though. And enjoys it much more. With Ron and Luke, it's kinda like getting fucked in the ass.
<@McC> ;)
<@Loaf> Whatever. You know I'm the best game you've ever played.
<@McC> Lick my salt suck. :P

[18:25:54] <@Kt> I used to be so damn good at chess.
[18:26:08] <@Kt> And then I hit puberty, and it's like I traded talent at that game for tits.

[12:46:21] <@Loaf> I think it's pretty goddamn awesome.
[12:46:43] <@Loaf> To have someone buy condoms for the express purpose of putting them on your dick? Followed by a heaping dose of vagina?
[12:47:08] <@Itzpapalotl> See, I couldn't do that if I wanted to.
[12:47:30] <@Itzpapalotl> Because my heaping dose of vagina is too -tight-. It's angry. Like a wet cat.
[12:47:37] <@Itzpapalotl> You must spend time soothing it first.
[12:47:39] <@Itzpapalotl> Gaining it's trust.
[12:47:54] <@McC|Work> Ew.
[12:48:02] <@Loaf> Jesus.

<Loaf> Ryan.
<McC> Ron.
<Savant> ::orchestra swells, romance is in bloom::

[22:22:37] <Luke> Eastern Proimises has Viggo Mortensen in a full frontal nudity fight scene ^__^
[22:22:48] <Gabriel> Um... yay?
[22:22:55] <Gabriel> [22:16:07] <Loaf> youre still a girl arent you
[22:22:56] <Birkin> [19:16] <Loaf> youre still a girl arent you
[22:23:00] <Gabriel> I win. ;)
[22:23:05] <Luke> heheh
[22:23:29] * Loaf dies laughing.

[18:58] <Karila> what was wrong with it?
[18:59] <Sajioshi> uhm, well, the cap on the head of the camshaft had popped off and it was spraying hot oil all over the place, mostly
[18:59] <Anaya> That's not good.
[18:59] <Castus> Were there half-naked ladies in the vicinity while it was doing this?
[19:00] <Karila> that sounded...hot
[19:00] <Karila> -blink-
[19:00] <Karila> my mind is in the gutter
[19:00] <Sajioshi> sadly, no. If only it had happened in summer. I could have visited a bikini carwash.

[22:52:21] <Sajioshi> <Anaya> Oh good god Castus gets a free blowjob.

[12:11:58] <Brad> Damn... my throwing arm is getting pretty good.
[12:12:25] * Itzpapalotl bites her lips shut