[21:40:53] <@McC> Ugh. Goddamnit. I used to know how to -do- this.
[21:41:05] <@Luke> Roll from the top down.

[23:14:41] <Savant> I DO NOT WORK TOMORROWS
[23:15:08] <Itzpapalotl> Woo?
[23:15:59] <Savant> WOO.
[23:16:20] <Itzpapalotl> WOO!
[23:17:52] <Loaf> TAKE A D ICK
[23:17:54] <Loaf> IN THE EAR
[23:17:59] <Loaf> (LOCATED ON THE SIDE OF)
[23:18:00] <Loaf> (YOUR FACE)
[23:18:34] <Itzpapalotl> YOU WOULD LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS MY EAR CANAL
[23:18:41] <Itzpapalotl> OH SNAP DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID?
[23:18:48] <Savant> that like some sort of freestyle jam poem, dude?
[23:18:50] <Itzpapalotl> YOU MOSQUITO MAN
[23:19:08] <Itzpapalotl> WHEN YOU FUCK YOU HEAR A HIGH PITCHED WHINE
[23:19:11] <Itzpapalotl> AND IT'S FROM YOUR DICK
[23:19:15] <Itzpapalotl> 'CAUSE IT'S TINY
[23:19:38] <Loaf> ITS AVERAGE
[23:19:50] <Itzpapalotl> FOR A SMURF
[23:19:51] <Loaf> (BUT THICK LIKE A ROLLING PIN OF A GIANT)
[23:19:52] <Itzpapalotl> OH SNAP
[23:20:06] <Loaf> YOUR VAGINA IS LIKE A REALLY AWESOME VAGINA
[23:20:08] <Loaf> (FOR A BLACK HOLE)
[23:20:12] <Loaf> (IN OUTER SPACE)
[23:20:18] <Loaf> (AS SEEN FROM THE HUBBLE DEEP FIELD)
[23:20:49] <Itzpapalotl> THAT'S RIGHT IT'LL SUCK UP EVERY DICK INTO IT'S TIGHT INESCAPABLE HOLE UNLIKE YOUR GNAT NUB BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
[23:21:05] <Loaf> ... I feel as though you may have just put us in a stalemate.
[23:21:19] <Itzpapalotl> GOD FORBID YOU FUCK NEAR ANY UV LAMPS OR IT'LL FLY TOWARD ONE AND *ZAP* IT'S GONE
[23:21:28] <Loaf> FUCK YOU VAGINA OF THE UNIVERSE
[23:21:44] <Itzpapalotl> YOU WISH
[23:21:47] <Loaf> OH HEY WHATS THIS
[23:21:50] <Loaf> IS THIS THE GRAND CANYON
[23:21:53] <Loaf> NO ITS YOUR VAGINA
[23:23:15] <Itzpapalotl> THAT'S RIGHT MY VAGINA -IS- AWE INSPIRING, BEAUTIFUL, AND A PROTECTED NATIONAL MONUMENT WHERE YOUR DICK IS LIKE THE LOUISIANA SWAMPLANDS WHERE IT'S HUMID, SMELLY, AND DRAWS WAAAY TOO MANY TOOTHESS SWAMPRATS TO YOUR NEITHER REGIONS.
[23:23:53] <Savant> you are in fine form tonight Itz
[23:24:13] <Itzpapalotl> Blame it on happy hour. ^_^
[23:24:27] <Loaf> YOUR VAGINA IS THE LARGE HARDON COLLIDER (THE NEXUS OF ALL DICKS)
[23:24:27] <Savant> woo
[23:24:56] <Itzpapalotl> That's just sad, Loaf. You lose.
[23:25:05] <Savant> you do know that the contents of the LHC are *annihilated* in the process of the LHC's function, yes?
[23:25:38] <Loaf> I haven't had a single drop of alcohol today, and I feel as though I am not doing myself any good by remaining sober.
[23:26:06] <Itzpapalotl> AND YES SCIENTISTS SHOULD STUDY MY VAGINA BECAUSE IT'S SO TIGHT IT COULD MAKE ANY BIG DICK BANG AS MANY TIMES AS NEEDED FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.
[23:26:15] <Loaf> OKAY JESUS
[23:26:36] <Itzpapalotl> Damn straight.
[23:27:01] <Savant> EXPLOSIONS
[23:27:24] <Itzpapalotl> BOMMMM
[23:27:59] <Loaf> My heart isn't in it. :(
[23:28:01] <Loaf> (your vagina)
[23:28:21] <Itzpapalotl> My vagina is also nurturing and will kindle your cold heart.
[23:28:33] <Savant> i do not want to understand the biology of how that works

[18:18:33] <Marcy> Hey Ky
[18:18:34] <Marcy> Kt
[18:18:48] <Marcy> My aim is off ;-)

[15:11:45] <Chris> hellooooOOOO
[15:12:03] <Loaf> CHRIS
[15:12:09] <Loaf> DO YOU HAVE PRESCOT'S EMAIL ADDRESS
[15:12:11] <Loaf> DO YOU
[15:12:17] <Loaf> GIVE IT TO ME
[15:12:28] <Loaf> I NEED TO SEND HIM IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS
[15:12:30] <Loaf> CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
[15:12:35] <Loaf> SPAM WEBSITES
[15:12:38] <Chris> PRESCOT@fuckyourass.gov
[15:12:41] <Loaf> TYVM

[21:53:29] <Itzpapalotl> I'd look better if I lost a shit ton of weight. ;)
[21:53:39] <McC> ::shrugs::
[21:53:41] <Fraser> Metric or imperial?
[21:53:54] <Itzpapalotl> Sure.
[21:53:57] <Itzpapalotl> ;)
[21:54:12] <Fraser> No, wait, 'fuck ton' is metric. 'shit ton' is imperial.
[21:54:19] <Savant> is that how it goes?
[21:54:25] <Itzpapalotl> There you go.
[21:54:26] <Savant> wouldn't it be a fucktonne then?
[21:54:34] <Fraser> Quiet you.

[12:37:45] <Itzpapalotl> I dunno. I just... There's something about being strapped to a fucking huge rocket that makes me go "Nope. You couldn't pay me enough for that shit."
[12:39:22] <Jester> Whatever you say, Dr. McCoy. I'd take a ticket right now if it were offered. ;)
[12:41:21] <Itzpapalotl> You do that. I'll stay on Terra Firma and laugh when you explode across the Florida Keys.
[12:43:05] <Jester> Actually, I'd explode across the south Atlantic, dumb ass. >:P
[12:44:17] <Itzpapalotl> I hope a whale eats your dick. >:(
[12:45:09] <Jester> Shut up. My dick is way bigger than a krill. :P
[12:45:24] <Itzpapalotl> I have no proof.
[12:46:42] <Itzpapalotl> Anyone that wants to ride at the head of a rocket is obviously compensating for -something-.
[12:47:57] <Jester> Ha! Unlike Farrell, *I'm* not taking the pilgrimage for this one. Bring your dumb ass to Connecticut, and you'd better pack a quart of soothing cream. :P
[12:48:49] <Jester> Yeah. I'm compensating for a desire to get away from the same oxygen YOU are using. >:(
[12:49:49] <Itzpapalotl> ... I really don't have any comeback to either of those.
[12:50:03] <Jester> ::dances a victory jig:: ;)

[17:58:00] <Itzpapalotl> Fuck you Farrell
[17:59:00] <Farrell> Really? You will? Wow, I've never had anyone offer to do that to me before.
[17:59:00] <Itzpapalotl> No doubt.
[18:01:00] <Farrell> Just means I get to really enjoy that first time
[18:02:00] <Itzpapalotl> Don't forget the lube and your mother's underwear.
[18:03:00] <Farrell> You're the one offering, and I'd have to travel. I was expecting you to provide that.
[18:03:00] <Itzpapalotl> See, that's your problem.
[18:03:00] <Itzpapalotl> You stay in your house waiting for shit to just happen to you.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Go out there! Make it happen!
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Live life.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Get fucked.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> You get what you give. >:(
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> Besides, if it's your first time you have to travel.
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> It's a pilgrimage.
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> But instead of a wailing wall it's a woman wailing. While you're pounding her pussy. Wailing Pussy Wall.
[18:06:00] <Farrell> Ow. All my blood just rushed to my face.
[18:06:00] <Savant> your every utterance is a joy to read, Itz.
[18:06:00] <Itzpapalotl> =D

[14:31:31] <Loaf> Supposedly, almost every dog will get into a pool with you if you have them on a leash.
[14:31:32] <Itzpapalotl> Dunno. Wouldn't hurt to try. ;)
[14:32:03] <Itzpapalotl> Get those stupid turtle-shaped plastic pools at Toys-R-Us for $10 and let her have at it.
[14:32:05] <Loaf> Like, if you have them leashed and lead them in with gentle coaxing.
[14:32:13] <Itzpapalotl> I know my other dogs won't, but that's because they'd drowned.
[14:32:31] <Loaf> Not, like, leashing them and then creating a doggy trebuchet aimed at the pool.
[14:32:58] <Itzpapalotl> I'm not going to trebuchet my dogs into the pool. ;)

[15:13:42] <Foxie> As an example, I hate being with a guy who can't make decisions about something as simple as where to go out to dinner.
[15:13:45] <McC|Work> Which plays merry hell with your Leo nature, Foxie. ;)
[15:13:52] <Foxie> Gemini! :P Leo rising though.
[15:13:57] <McC|Work> orly?
[15:14:00] <McC|Work> I thought you were a Leo.
[15:14:01] <Foxie> Yep. I'm a Gem!
[15:14:03] <Foxie> June 19th, sir
[15:14:06] <Foxie> Cancer cusp
[15:14:12] <McC|Work> Huh. Did that change? I could've sworn we always used to talk about it.
[15:14:17] <McC|Work> (...)
[15:14:22] <Foxie> *grin*

[13:27:22] <McC|Work> Gaggler, dummy, not gargler.
[13:27:35] <Loaf> You don't even know what the act of Gaggling entails.
[13:27:44] <Loaf> Do not pretend to speak upon suck things.
[13:27:48] <Kt> HAH!
[13:27:49] <Loaf> ahahaha. SUCK THINGS.
[13:27:52] <Kt> Best typo ever.

* Loaf has changed the topic to: once i was eating soup at chez laurent and my mother bounded out of the piggly wiggly across the street and said son whatr are you doing in that rat hole and i said nothing mother but she couldnt see the lovestained tentacles beneath my napkin holy god was the calamari fresh that night :)

[00:08] <Carliegh> i am the buddha of electrical logistics

[13:48] <ChrisMobile> and I have maybe half a bar of service at the moment...
[13:49] <ChrisMobile> granted I'm deep in a bunker under the Garden City Hotel happy So should maybe be thankful for the half bar I can get
[13:49] <Fras|Work> Bunker? Do you know something we don't know?
[13:49] <Savant> afraid the allies are gonna come get ya?
[13:49] <Fras|Work> Should I be running through the streets?
[13:51] <ChrisMobile> Yes. Commence mass hysteria
[13:52] <ChrisMobile> Pretend like the Leafs won the cup or something wink
[13:52] <Fras|Work> You burn in hell.
[13:52] <Savant> ahaahaa

[19:43] <Delgado> ::then, with a hair flicking flourish, she turns around to expose her backside, bends over so she's looking at the audience through her legs, grabs her ankles, then pulls her head through her legs to lick a long, slow line along the back of her right knee before straightening up and striking another floursing pose. Ta-da::

[18:48:51] <@Kt> Turns out some of my mom's friends from Edmonton know Nathan Fillion. And they could not understand why I was basically having a seizure when I found out.
[18:49:10] <@Delgado> Because he needs to be inside me.

[13:04:55] <Farrell> A FUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK
[13:05:02] <Farrell> That's it. Where's my pitchfork?
[13:05:08] * Farrell is now known as Farrell_AFK
[13:05:20] <dakabn> um... bye den?

* Luke quits stalker mode
* Loaf has quit (Quit: )
* Loaf (Loaf@cpe-67-49-192-177.bak.res.rr.com) has joined #MM
<Loaf> Welp. I'm a goddamn retard.
<Sajioshi> what makes you say that?
<Loaf> Because I typed /quit in response to Luke's line about quitting stalker mode.

[15:12:41] <Cody> "Wicked" to me is more British than New England.
[15:13:00] <McC> That's just because of Harry Pottah. ;)
[15:13:07] <Cody> Whereas "Wicked funny", as you say, is more New England.
[15:13:08] <Sajioshi> i say it Wednesday.
[15:13:19] <Cody> Well yeah, Ryan, that's the voice I here when I say that ;)
[15:13:31] <McC> Specifically, Ron Weasley going, "Wiiiickeeed!"
[15:13:40] <Loaf> That's dumb. You're dumb. ;)
[15:13:51] <Sajioshi> never claimed to be otherwise
[15:13:58] <Loaf> No, not you.
[15:14:06] <Loaf> Oh. Nevermind. That's dumb. You're dumb.

<@McC> Mouse: No problem. I'm planning to do Ron, Luke, and Cody on Saturday.
<@McC> And what the hell is with you people saying "If Vampire dies..." already? We've run /two/ sessions so far. ;)
* @Loaf grins.
<@Itzpapalotl> We're bitter, bitter whores.
<@Loaf> Suck my salt lick.
<Aggie> <@McC> Mouse: No problem. I'm planning to do Ron, Luke, and Cody on Saturday. <-- You certainly have a lot of stamina, my friend.
<@McC> Nah, Ron and Luke don't usually last more than a few minutes.
<Aggie> Ah. Warm ups.
<@McC> Cody has a good bit of endurance, though. And enjoys it much more. With Ron and Luke, it's kinda like getting fucked in the ass.
<@McC> ;)
<@Loaf> Whatever. You know I'm the best game you've ever played.
<@McC> Lick my salt suck. :P

[18:25:54] <@Kt> I used to be so damn good at chess.
[18:26:08] <@Kt> And then I hit puberty, and it's like I traded talent at that game for tits.

[12:46:21] <@Loaf> I think it's pretty goddamn awesome.
[12:46:43] <@Loaf> To have someone buy condoms for the express purpose of putting them on your dick? Followed by a heaping dose of vagina?
[12:47:08] <@Itzpapalotl> See, I couldn't do that if I wanted to.
[12:47:30] <@Itzpapalotl> Because my heaping dose of vagina is too -tight-. It's angry. Like a wet cat.
[12:47:37] <@Itzpapalotl> You must spend time soothing it first.
[12:47:39] <@Itzpapalotl> Gaining it's trust.
[12:47:54] <@McC|Work> Ew.
[12:48:02] <@Loaf> Jesus.

<Loaf> Ryan.
<McC> Ron.
<Savant> ::orchestra swells, romance is in bloom::

[22:22:37] <Luke> Eastern Proimises has Viggo Mortensen in a full frontal nudity fight scene ^__^
[22:22:48] <Gabriel> Um... yay?
[22:22:55] <Gabriel> [22:16:07] <Loaf> youre still a girl arent you
[22:22:56] <Birkin> [19:16] <Loaf> youre still a girl arent you
[22:23:00] <Gabriel> I win. ;)
[22:23:05] <Luke> heheh
[22:23:29] * Loaf dies laughing.

[18:58] <Karila> what was wrong with it?
[18:59] <Sajioshi> uhm, well, the cap on the head of the camshaft had popped off and it was spraying hot oil all over the place, mostly
[18:59] <Anaya> That's not good.
[18:59] <Castus> Were there half-naked ladies in the vicinity while it was doing this?
[19:00] <Karila> that sounded...hot
[19:00] <Karila> -blink-
[19:00] <Karila> my mind is in the gutter
[19:00] <Sajioshi> sadly, no. If only it had happened in summer. I could have visited a bikini carwash.

[22:52:21] <Sajioshi> <Anaya> Oh good god Castus gets a free blowjob.

[12:11:58] <Brad> Damn... my throwing arm is getting pretty good.
[12:12:25] * Itzpapalotl bites her lips shut

[13:24:34] <Brad> Oprah can't support any of the other candidates -right now-... because that would look horrible for *her*
[13:24:47] <Brad> and what about *-this-* emphasis

[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> Fucking HEADACHE.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> I hate babies.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> They're fucking complicated.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> Jesus Christ.
[16:22:55] <Brad> Do your part to control overpopulation.
[16:26:28] <Loaf> Kill babies.
[16:31:24] <Itzpapalotl> Yeah... I'm pretty sure if I killed a baby then I'd never become a nurse. ;)
[16:31:59] <Loaf> Sure you would. Annie Wilkes. :D
[16:32:05] <Brad> You'll pave the way for nurses to become instruments of curbing overpopulation.
[16:32:44] * Itzpapalotl just eyes Loaf
[16:33:04] <Itzpapalotl> I don't even know where to start with you.
[16:33:24] <Brad> Strap him to the bed and break his toes.
[16:33:29] <Brad> WWAD

[11:52:07] <Itzpapalotl> HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP IT SURE IS GREAT THIS MORNING
[11:53:15] <Fraser> IT SURE IS I'M SO HAPPY DO YOU HAVE ANY TANG
[11:54:16] <Itzpapalotl> I SURE DO MY GOOD MAN HOW DO YOU TAKE YOURS AND I WILL MAKE YOU SOME AND WE'LL SHARE A SPOT OF TANG DON'TCHA KNOW CHEERIO
[11:55:30] <Fraser> I TAKE IT FROM BEHIND BOOMSHAKALAKA BOOMSHALAKALA BOOM DUFFMAN SAYS OH YEAH
[11:56:01] <Itzpapalotl> BAA BAA BOOIE BAA BAA BOOIE HOWARD STERN'S PENIS BAA BAA BOOIE
[11:56:50] <Fraser> Okay, yeah, so that's enough of that.
[11:57:13] * Itzpapalotl coughs
[11:57:16] <Itzpapalotl> Yeah, that's good.

[21:20:13] * Loaf wanders back.
[21:21:44] <Itzpapalotl> Go away.
[21:21:53] * Loaf goes away.
[21:22:33] <Itzpapalotl> Bwahaha.

<Loaf, on phone> I'm done making jokes about my penis for the day.
<Itz, on phone> That's okay. I can make them for you.

<Aggie, on phone> I got a call from a girl today!
<Savant> Your mom doesn't count.
<Aggie> It was about a job!
<Savant> I've got a job for your mom.

[07:51] <dakabn> I like how her clothes match the colors on the display of the unit. Very clever.
[07:54] <Jester> She has clothes on? Oh, right. Yeah, I suppose she does. Sorry. Was distracted by the twin suns of boobies and gadgetry.

[13:54:43] <Brad> hee
[13:54:46] <Brad> I put one in orbit
[13:54:50] <Brad> this is a fun game.
[13:55:11] <Chris> no Brad, it's a wicked pissah! ;)
[13:55:14] <Luke> get hard around 14
[13:55:26] <Chris> context!!!

[22:28] <Dan> You must be a lot bigger than me Ron. :) I fit in one rather nicely. :)
[22:28] <Loaf> Go away. >:(
[22:29] <Cody> hey
[22:29] <Dan> Hi Cody. :)
[22:29] <dak> OMG Dan...the context!
[22:29] <Loaf> I'm a fairly portly gentleman, at 300 pounds and 6'5" tall. ;)
[22:29] <Cody> Walking in on that line... yeah.
[22:29] <Cody> That sounded very dirty.
[22:29] <Dan> Yeah... you wouldn't fit. ;)
[22:30] <Dan> Context again....

[13:02:44] <Loaf> "So self, I says, self, how does one measure time in blowjob units?"

[01:00:12] <Dan> ::sighs:: Stays connected the entire time I'm gone but disconnects when I get back... Weird. ... I wonder if it's the router... I just plugged it back in yesterday.
[01:03:08] <Aggie> your connection hates your joy, Dan
[01:03:10] <Aggie> it misses you
[01:03:18] <Aggie> it wants you back, Dan
[01:03:23] <Aggie> and it will do -anything-
[01:05:43] <Dan> lol

[11:26:36] <McC> Quickpoll: Lingerie y/n?
[11:26:59] <Mansky> On you?
[11:27:00] <Mansky> Hell no

[12:34:04] <Loaf> uwtevr
[12:34:25] <Luke> Loaf post in thread or else
[12:34:31] <McC> srsly
[12:35:11] <Loaf> You don't talk to Ron like that. >:(
[12:35:34] <McC> Okay, let me try a more appropriate manner, then.
[12:35:57] <McC> HEY FUCKHEAD GO POST IN THE MAFIA FORUMS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT OR I WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER >:(
[12:35:59] <McC> That better?
[12:36:17] <Loaf> That is how you talk to me. :)

[19:44:15] <Jester> I think every day that Paris Hilton has to have her personal psychiatrist come to the prison should not count as a good behavior day.
[19:44:46] <Jester> Good behavior in this context, as far as I'm concerned, means you sit down, STFU, and don't cause the guards or the staff problems.
[19:45:18] <McC> I agree.
[19:45:28] <McC> I also think she should have a cell-mate named Butch.
[19:45:37] <McC> And that this cell-mate should be a 400 pound woman.

[19:52:38] <McC> Depends how much psychological trauma she ultimately suffers, I think. This is one instance where I think jail might actually do some good.
[19:55:50] <Jester> In the short term (a few months), I agree. In the long term, not so much. She'll get drunk again, only half remember how bad county lock-up was, think "well Ive gotta get home itll be fine", and hop in the car.
[19:56:33] <Jester> This is one crime where you've gotta nail the enablers, ie, the people giving her all that money.
[19:57:07] <Scotty> everyone who stays at a hilton hotel?

[20:57:41] <Luke> You still going to the GT,, Aggie?
[20:57:43] <Dan> Yeah. :)
[20:58:32] <Aggie> I have no idea right now
[20:58:58] <Aggie> I could know something about my future in the next two days, however.
[20:59:21] <Luke> Going to a chinese buffet?

[14:48:01] <Scotty> first a sunburn, then a toe infection now a possible urinary/bladder infection:(
[14:48:16] <Scotty> may has not been my month
[14:49:04] <Fraser> Don't stick your peener where it don't belong
[14:50:36] <Scotty> that hasn't been a problem to be honest
[14:52:35] <Scotty> i've been told drinking cranberry juice helps, though i absolutely loath cranberry juice
[14:55:30] <Fraser> You could cut out the middleman and just stick it in cranberry juice.
[14:59:56] <Chris> thats what happens when you use your johnson to scratch at your infected toe.
[15:02:04] <Scotty> lol i'm sure that'd be quite a trick...
[15:19:00] <Chris> maybe for you, junior.

[22:18:40] <Aggie> Dan, I'm dead. You are fingering suspicion upon a corpse.
[22:19:38] <Aggie> QUIT FINGERING MY COLD, DEAD BODY! YOU SICK FUCK!
[22:23:12] <Dan> ::sighs:: Man I'm an idiot. Just posted an apology.
[22:23:47] <Aggie> That's cool. Did you include the above quote? For posterity? ;)
[22:23:55] <Dan> Nope. ;)

[15:18] <Fras|Work> They fill stadiums with people for Starcraft LAN games in Korea, for cripes sake.
[15:19] <Fras|Work> It's....insane.
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> I will sadly admit I went to Blizzcon.
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> And they had a SC competition with a huge-ass money purse.
[15:19] <Jester> What's wrong with that? Lots of geeks with no lives do that.
[15:19] <Scotty> lol
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> And ALL of them, save 4, were Koreans.
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> And of course the ultimate winner was Korean.
[15:19] <Jester> I'll bet they LOVED you.
[15:19] <Jester> ;)
[15:19] <Fras|Work> Long time.
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> I think only one of them spoke English.
[15:20] <Itzpapalotl> They just huddled in a group, bumming cigarettes off of people.
[15:20] <Scotty> "SC SC 5 dolla?"

[16:56] Loaf: You should do it. You just need to lower your brain power and stop typing with proper grammar. ;)
[16:56] dak[work]: Ryan can't do that.
[16:57] McC|Work: See, I can't--
[16:57] McC|Work: Well, damn. ;)

[14:50:48] <Chris> Canada have a version of NetFlix yet? Or maybe Blockbuster's version available in Canada?
[14:51:52] <Dan> We do actually. It's called Zip.ca but I stopped using it cause I could never get the new releases in a reasonable amount of time.
[14:53:09] <Chris> so not "zip"py enough for you then... :)

[19:58] dakabn: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y zed
[19:58] dakabn: see....that's why zed doesnt work...you have to spell it out
[19:59] Dan: oh.. I see what you were doing there. :)
[19:59] dakabn: i just doesnt make sense!
[19:59] Dan: No you don't. You just say it. :)
[19:59] Dan: Not to you it doesnt. zeeee doesn't make any sense to me. :)
[19:59] dakabn: well...i...but...how do...i mean... here...when i see z i see zee...but... you see zed...
[20:00] LrdVampyre: heh
[20:00] dakabn: {Lori's brain is broke. Please leave a message after the beep. beeeeep.]

[20:17] <Loaf> I'm a pretty princess. :)

[18:53:03] <Foxie> it'll be a little slide out thing Chris
[18:53:05] <Foxie> well not little
[18:53:13] <Foxie> Mine is about three inches across
[18:53:15] <Foxie> 5 inches long

[16:51:17] <Dan> hehe, gonna take him ten minutes to pull it out and I won't need to be sedated for it. :)
[16:51:44] <dakabn> and more context! hehe

[23:40:04] <Dan> Yeah... 56 inch will be a bitch. Mines a 42 inch but it's mostly a hollow shell.
[23:40:51] <Aggie> coooooonteeeeext

<Jester> Ooo! Wait, there's some new settings here.
<Jester> ::goes to mess with them::
<kari> Aren't new settings fun? ;)
<Farrell> geekgasm

[20:03] <dakabn> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[20:04] <Farrell> WHOWHATWHEREWHENWHY?
[20:04] <dakabn> HAPPY KWANZA!
[20:04] <Farrell> ....
[20:04] <McC> Holy sit.
[20:04] <McC> ...sht
[20:04] <McC> ::sigh::
[20:04] <Savant> ^_^
[20:04] <dakabn> hah!
[20:04] <Farrell> sot?
[20:04] <McC> I haven't even been drinking tonight.
[20:04] <Fraser> Shot!
[20:04] <Farrell> You need a drunk
[20:05] <dakabn> That was the awesomest typo EVER!
[20:05] * Idrial hands Ron to Ryan.
[20:05] <Idrial> Have a drunk!

[19:56:23] <Savant> ha ha
[19:56:31] * Savant wins the universe
[20:00:17] <Savant> the end boss is hard :/

[16:28:22] <dakabn> I'm not smart enough to eat smarties. I always end up choking on them.

<Farrell> Hmm. I like this new setup. With Defiant's ass pointed my way, I can swap out the A/V hookups much faster.
<dakabn> That kinda sounded gay.

[21:33:13] <Aggie> I'm 27
[21:33:28] * Itzpapalotl blinks then shakes her head
[21:33:37] <Itzpapalotl> I thought you were 25/26
[21:33:52] <Aggie> I was 26 when you called me that time
[21:34:08] <Itzpapalotl> Oh.
[21:34:09] <McC> <aggie> hahahaha i leveled up fucker

<dakabn> snow is the gentlest of precipitation
<dakabn> -sighs lovingingly-
<dakabn> Makes one want to be silent in sacred awe.
* Chris hands dak a shovel. Enjoy your sacred awe.

* dakabn attempts to change subject to save her dignity...
* dakabn sighs as she can't think of anything less stupid.
<dakabn> Hey Loaf!
<Savant> .. you are relying on Loaf to save your dignity?
<dakabn> No, just to be less dignified so I look better.
<Savant> oh, heh
* dakabn thinks whose next...
<dakabn> Prescot?
* Loaf comes in and pisses all over the wall, attempting a smiley-face design.

[22:59:27] <Aggie> The love rhombus of Lee/Kara/Dee/Sam needs to die.
[22:59:52] <Cody> Agreed.
[22:59:53] <Loaf> I figured it'd be done as of last episode, more or less. Light denouement, but that'd be it.
[22:59:59] <Cody> Muchly.
[23:01:19] * Itzpapalotl eyes Aggie
[23:01:25] <Itzpapalotl> Did... did you just say 'love rhombus'?
[23:01:46] <Cody> rofl

[20:13:01] <Foxie> What's NIMS?
[20:13:36] <Aggie> is that the one where he gets to use a gun to shoot the people who refuse EMS treatment?
[20:14:00] <Itzpapalotl> Chemical restraint!
[20:14:25] <Marcy-NIMS> The National Incident Management System. According to Homeland Security Presidential Directive number 5, I have to train how to respond to a mass-casualty/natuaral disaster/WMD attack/yadda yadda yadda.
[20:14:52] <Aggie> what's the one where you get to shoot people who refuse EMS treatment?

[22:26:11] <dakabn> Chris didn't consider Dave my boyfriend till Dave came down.
[22:26:47] <McC> Chris probably didn't consider Dave your boyfriend until Dave -went- down. ;)

[17:35:48] <kari> I bet I could pee on more significant technology

[12:46:51] <Loaf> Sad clown. *<:(
[12:47:10] <Itzpapalotl> <:(/) is more like it.
[12:47:18] <Itzpapalotl> Because you forgot the big ring around the mouth.
[12:47:21] <Loaf> Hahahaha that looks crazy.
[12:47:52] <Loaf> That looks like "PARTY IN MY BBBBBDVSIDFOSDGKJHKJDHFKJSKDJFHD", where the messy garble of letters is replaced by a guttural satanic noise.

[12:36:19] <McC|Work> ...rofl oh man, you guys need to see this spam I just got
[12:36:24] <McC|Work> Inbox: Are you still with short weenie? ;-)
[12:36:29] <Loaf> ahahahaha
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> Greet dude
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> I don't care why your meat is so small, but 77% of women do.
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> They are pretty sure that bigger member will make their desire
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> stronger. You have the chance to change your life.
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> Here http://wengru.com you can get the thing.
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> It will help you for sure.
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> The remedy can be sent worldwide.
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> If you wont be satisfied - we will return all you money.
[12:36:32] <McC|Work> No bullshit.
[12:36:44] <Sunrafey> Good, but not as classic as "VIOLENT ASS-RAPE AT THE SCHOOL TOILET :)"
[12:36:47] <Loaf> You should forward that to the guy who does Spamusement.
[12:36:56] <Loaf> Yeah, Violent Ass-Rape at the School Toilet was pretty epic.
[12:37:03] <Itzpapalotl> lol
[12:37:17] <Loaf> With smiley face.

[13:53:35] <Itzpapalotl> I have blisters on my thumb and finger now.
[13:53:36] <Itzpapalotl> It sucks.
[13:53:44] <Brad> Sexy.
[13:53:44] <Itzpapalotl> Especially when I try to click a mouse button.
[13:53:48] <Itzpapalotl> Because I can feel them.
[13:55:04] <Itzpapalotl> My finger feels lopsided.
[13:55:54] <Brad> That's so hot.
[13:57:07] * Itzpapalotl eyes you
[13:57:11] <Itzpapalotl> You find blisters hot?
[13:58:40] <Itzpapalotl> Oh baby, you wanna come over and suck the hot, salty fluid from them? ::licks her lips slowly, wetting them::
[14:01:54] <Prescot> I just threw up a little bit.
[14:03:19] <Itzpapalotl> ;)

[21:26:06] <Caelas> Heheheheh. Ilaric's pitching a tent.
[21:26:17] <Ilaric> ...?
[21:26:28] <Caelas> ...?
[21:26:36] <Ilaric> Why is that funny?
[21:26:49] <Caelas> 'cause it's a euphemism
[21:26:50] <Arrik> are... you serious?
[21:26:59] <Ilaric> OH!
[21:27:01] <Ilaric> ::facepalm::

<Farrell> Sure. I'm just saying if the government gets a day off, and we're the ones paying them to work, I think I either want a little off my taxes, or I want the day off too.
<Farrell> Heck, I want a day off so I can mourn James Brown.

[01:51:34] <Loaf> kari wake up >:(
[01:51:47] <kari> Loaf do you know what sex position makes the ugliest babies?
[01:51:54] <Arrik> ...
[01:52:03] <Arrik> how does she do that?
[01:52:05] <Loaf> That's easy. Piledriver.
[01:52:16] <Loaf> That's how Danny DeVito was conceived.
[01:52:23] <kari> I'm not sure about that, let's call your mom to find out for sure.
[01:52:30] <Loaf> ...
[01:52:35] <Arrik> ROFL!
[01:52:36] <Loaf> kari go back to sleep >:(
[01:52:39] <kari> Night.

[18:15:21] <Farrell> ::sighs at Civ3:: How the hell do a bunch of guys in a viking boat defeat a frigate?
[18:17:20] <Alarien> dunno
[18:22:27] <Farrell> ...and then do it twice in a row?
[18:22:40] <Farrell> Why do I get the feeling Balance is a Civ3 descendant?
[18:23:03] <Alarien> maybe Civ3 is a descendant of Balance?

From the GT channel, after an undead priestess appears, surrounded by a grey light in the MapTool... as well as skeletons popping up to fling bolts at everyone:

[22:31:50] <Halbor> great the zombies have a protoss arbitor with them....
[22:32:03] <Lys> Does that make the skeletons protoss turrets?
[22:32:19] <Lys> Holy shit. Ross found a way to bring the Jesterfence into GvE!
[22:32:28] <Lys> RUN! ;D
[22:32:37] <Jester> LOL

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[12:56:34] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!~katsura@*.184-201-80.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be
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[12:57:56] <McC|Work> wtfpwned
[12:58:11] <Loaf> ohh snap
[12:58:14] <Loaf> IN YO FACE BELGIUM

[20:33:48] <Jester> Actually... heh... that's a devastating head hit.
[20:33:55] <Jester> I haven't even come up with a rule for that yet, it's so bad.

[22:14:59] * McC is victorious
[22:15:37] <Aggie> you know, I think that's something you should keep between you and Cody

[16:34:11] <McC|Work> Guess what today is.
[16:34:13] <McC|Work> EVERYONE.
[16:34:21] <dak-work> December 1, 2006
[16:34:32] <Scotty> 24 days till christmas!
[16:34:35] <dak-work> Friday
[16:34:47] <McC|Work> Wro--well, no, not technically wrong. Not the answer I'm looking for. ;)
[16:34:54] <dak-work> LOL
[16:34:58] <Scotty> some movie comes out that ryan wants to see!!:)
[16:35:06] <dak-work> Someone's birthday
[16:35:09] <dak-work> some anniversary?
[16:35:15] <McC|Work> Closer...
[16:35:22] <dak-work> Um
[16:35:31] <Loaf> STAR WARS BIRTHDAY ZOOM LIVE LONG AND PROSPER LUKE ^_^
[16:35:33] <dak-work> um....
[16:35:39] <McC|Work> Loaf, I will beat you with a spoon.

[16:25:05] <dak-work> Why is Loaf making a Buffalo Bill Suit?
[16:25:14] <McC|Work> 'cause he's Buffalo Bill.
[16:25:15] <McC|Work> Duh.
[16:25:27] <Cody> Buffalo Bill -Cody-.
[16:25:42] <dak-work> Wild Bill Hitchcock?
[16:25:47] <Loaf> Hahahaha.
[16:25:54] <Loaf> Fastest director in the west?

[16:15:33] <Loaf> Yeah. Lolz makes everything easier to take. ;)
[16:15:48] <Cody> ololz!
[16:15:50] <Loaf> "Honey, your mother called. Your father just died of cancer. lolz"
[16:16:07] * Cody snorts in a very unladylike fashion.
[16:16:29] <Loaf> Or, conversely, saying that line and then going "ololololololz" like a retarded internet indian.

[15:25:27] <Loaf> I'm rarely in a bad mood, dak. I just like to fantasize about being angry.
[15:25:34] <dak-work> ah.
[15:25:35] <Loaf> Keeps my stress levels down.
[15:25:41] <dak-work> I like to fantasize being insane.
[15:25:45] <dak-work> for the same reasons

[16:28:08] <dakabn> -grumbles- I HATE HATE HATE corporate america
[16:28:46] <dakabn> greedy and don't care about anyone. I worked at a retail chain...big in the south and it'll suck the life outa ya
[16:29:37] * dakabn goes to read PVP before she gets even more worked up and starts squeeling and unable to form coherent sentences
[16:30:21] <Scotty> you know PVP is merging with Penny Arcade dak? ::ducks:: j/k:P

[13:37:20] <Loaf> I'd like to modify the access list from time to time without ChanServ giving me ten pages of "SRY FGT <:-J"
[13:37:37] <Loaf> Which, incidentally, would be amazing if ChanServ actually did that.

[09:29] <Brad> sup homes.
[09:29] <Brad> or holmes, if you prefer.
[09:31] <Loaf> No pref. Not much. Still unemployed. Want to die. But also want to be rich.
[09:32] <dakabn> Um. poor loaf
[09:51] *** Brad is now known as BradClass
[10:51] <dakabn> Hey Loaf...?
[10:51] * Loaf waves.
[10:52] <dakabn> Ok, good. You're still alive.
[10:52] <Loaf> I found Cheez-its and cranberry juice.
[10:52] <Loaf> So long as these two things still exist, I think I can carry on. :)

[08:59:29] <Brad> Yo.
[08:59:43] <Scotty> yo
[09:51:25] <McC> ma
[09:51:48] <Savant> ::rimshot::

[11:22:29] <dakabn> and no Loaf...I do not fondle monkeys

[19:18:52] <Liluirith> !init
[19:18:53] <Balance> Liluirith: Your initiative roll is: 8 (6, modifiers: QUI: 0, s0, i-2)
[19:18:53] <Balance> Liluirith: Your declare segment has been set to 17.
[19:18:58] <Liluirith> ...
[19:19:03] <Liluirith> I'm going to go make some popcorn.
[19:19:16] <Arrik> lol
[19:19:22] <Jester> LOL

[18:20:58] <Aggie> okay, who broke the nuke?
[18:21:14] <Marcy> Kim Jong Il?

[16:35:27] <Savant> sleeping or working or what-have-you. Quite right now. You missed Ross by a few minutes
[16:36:34] <dakabn> That's ok. He likely would had typed a smiley or something and creeped me out by my own paranoia.

[17:57:57] <Jester> Every caster of every spell school that survives long enough comes around to the desire to just want X to happen. ;)
[18:03:08] <kari> What do you mean by "X"? ;)
[18:04:30] <Jester> X varies. The three most common Xs are: "I don't have enough money." "My army isn't big enough." and "Would you... just! fucking! die!"

[01:19:56] <McC> Wooooooo
[01:20:02] <McC> druuuueuuuuunk
[01:20:03] <McC> Wow
[01:20:16] <McC> Wobble
[01:20:23] <McC> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[01:20:35] <McC> ^__________________________________________________^
[01:20:37] <McC> :D
[01:20:56] <Alarien> a very good reception then huh? :)
[01:22:12] <Foxie> wow, heh
[01:26:36] * CloakWorks is now known as UnderHisWings
[01:26:56] <Alarien> g'nite Prill
[01:31:18] <McC> Yes, Foxie.
[01:31:27] <Foxie> Hi!
[01:31:30] <Foxie> I am wearing makeup!
[01:31:31] <McC> it took yook me
[01:31:33] <Foxie> not lots though
[01:32:09] <McC> about 40 seconds to type 'yes foxie' correctly
[01:33:17] <Alarien> :)
[01:38:54] * Chris|parTAY just knocked over a chair
[01:39:47] <Chris|parTAY> Ryan had better not still be looking at the screen... :)
[01:39:51] * Chris|parTAY is now known as Chris
[01:40:59] <Alarien> heh.. a good evening then Chris?
[01:41:14] <Chris> much fun indeed yes... :)
[01:41:37] <Chris> we drank enough for all the "internet people" that could not be there but wanted to be :)
[01:41:47] <Alarien> that's good.. :)
[01:41:55] <Chris> I have to...uh...go....
[01:42:00] * Chris grins
[01:42:05] <Alarien> g'nite ::chuckles::

[17:34] <Chris> Ryan...my girlfriend is ready and looking FAN-tastic...we're thinking of heading down to the lobby and finding the bar to that restaurant down there before heading to the official reception....
[17:34] <Chris> you're both welcome to join us.
[17:35] <McC> Hey, that's an idea.
[17:35] <McC> Lemme run it by Codes.
[17:35] <Farrell> Heh
[17:35] <Jester> It begins.
[17:35] <Jester> :D

[22:37:22] * McC returns
[22:40:34] <Dan> wb
[22:40:44] * Savant gang signs
[22:40:53] <Dan> hehe
[22:49:09] <Cody> Mouse is a gangsta.
[22:49:43] <Savant> dog foo gangsta yo
[22:50:15] <Dan> Gangsta from Alberta. :)
[22:50:49] <Savant> canned or dry, we neva die

[20:01:37] <Savant> punctuation is for losers it only gets int he way no one really needs it after all capitalization is dumb too
[20:01:54] <Jester> ::bans Savant from the ET::
[20:02:06] <Savant> D:
[20:02:07] <Savant> lol
[20:02:15] <Savant> ur ghey
[20:02:28] <Jester> ::bans Savant from the GT, too::

[18:46:22] <Aggie> you know Ross is considering highjacking planes just to alleviate boredom now, right? ;)
[18:46:44] * Jester is now known as Jester|BRB
[18:47:11] <Farrell> That would be him leaving to talk to the men in black suits who just showed up at his door. Good one Aggie :P
[18:54:05] <Jester|BRB> I don't know where you terrorist bastards are, but we're going to track down every one of yfafadafda
[18:54:14] * Jester|BRB is now known as Jester
[18:54:21] <Jester> Sorry. Had to wrestle one of them away from the keyboard.

[20:35] <LrdVampyre> any good GM is an EVIL GM

[20:03:48] <Jester> Better learn the Canadian numbering system, Chris.
[20:03:56] <Chris> the whabawho?
[20:04:17] <Chris> It doesn' go 1,2,3,4 in Canada?

[17:44:06] <Shade> Ryan's at work, and comforting Cody, whos at her place. ;)
[17:44:20] <McC|Work> Cody's actually at -my- apartment right now. ;)
[17:44:45] <Shade> well she's NOT in your LAP, say. or in any close, physical proximity.
[17:44:57] <McC|Work> I'm undressing her with my mind.
[17:45:01] <McC|Work> ::is that good::
[17:45:06] <asmallbluedot> Awwww. True, Shade. I'm not.
[17:45:08] <Shade> thats not comforting. ;)
[17:45:08] <asmallbluedot> ::sad::
[17:45:09] <dak-work> yea see...you're not allowed to do that to me
[17:45:21] <McC|Work> I'll be home soon, hon.
[17:45:28] * Foxie undresses dak with her mind.

[16:00:01] <Aggie> eh, don't sweat it - most people sound stupid because they are stupid
[16:00:07] <Itzpapalotl> ...
[16:00:10] <Marcy> Like me.
[16:00:18] <Aggie> right, like Marcy

[23:49:20] <Arrik> 4 years, 4 months, 29 days...
[23:49:24] <Arrik> le sigh
[23:49:28] <McC> ?
[23:49:37] <McC> Since you've...?
[23:49:50] <Arrik> been with a woman? yes
[23:50:05] <McC> Ouch, dude.
[23:50:12] <McC> Time to call up the local comfort women.
[23:50:50] <Liluirith> Damn.
[23:51:06] <Liluirith> I'm just reaching 4 years.
[23:51:08] <Liluirith> Ya got me. ;)
[23:51:15] <Chris> Since you've been with a woman?
[23:51:17] <Chris> Nice!

[20:43:44] <Dan> ::blinks:: Van Damme vs Chan in Rush Hour 3??? That is a very strange pairing if it's true.
[20:43:55] <Itzpapalotl> .......
[20:44:08] <Itzpapalotl> Do they both break a hip?

[13:47:54] <dakabn> Most people grow up to be jaded and cynical. McC just decided to get it over with.

[11:47:04] <kari> I really want to like you, dak, but every time I see "u", it kills me a little bit inside, deep down. Where I'm soft. Like a woman.

[18:09:27] <McC|Work> Ross, I suddenly remembered.
[18:09:42] <Aggie> ::hands Ryan a cookie::
[18:10:01] <McC|Work> A while back, you teased me about "23 minutes? that's all it takes?" I wanted to clarify that -she- is the one that decides our pace. I can go for as long as is necessary/desired.
[18:10:09] <McC|Work> I just wanted to set the record straight on that. ;)
[18:10:32] * Aggie takes back the cookies and gouges out his brain with a power drill.

[22:34:50] <kari> Dude
[22:35:02] <kari> Your logging record of late is like abysmal
[22:35:04] <kari> What's up with that?
[22:35:20] <Loaf> My -attendance- record of late has been abysmal. ;)
[22:35:25] <Aggie> indeed
[22:35:42] <kari> You need to get your act together, mister.
[22:35:46] <Loaf> >:(
[22:35:50] <Loaf> Listen here, buster.
[22:35:54] <Loaf> I live in -America-.
[22:36:07] <Loaf> I can log or not log as I please, and the -Nazis- can't tell me what to do.
[22:36:09] <kari> You live in California.
[22:36:14] <kari> Doesn't count.
[22:36:18] <Loaf> Fuck.
[22:36:22] <Loaf> A'ight. I guess I'll log this week.
[22:36:27] <kari> Close, but not quite.
[22:36:29] <kari> Very good.
[22:36:43] <kari> I see you can be reasonable, when it is forced upon you.

[22:40:07] <McC> Yay, new iPod!
[22:45:25] <Loaf> You shut it.
[22:45:56] <McC> My previous one was -stolen- asshole.
[22:46:13] <Loaf> That's what happens to the -wicked-, asshole.
[22:46:14] <McC> Out of my -car-.
[22:46:27] <McC> The driver's side window of which they -shattered- to get at it.
[22:46:31] <Cloaked> I'm glad you got a new one Ryan.
[22:46:35] <Loaf> I'm not.
[22:46:53] <McC> Thanks, Prill
[22:46:58] <Loaf> It only promotes his pseudo-hipster lifestyle. This new age holier than thou poppycock.
[22:47:14] <McC> *punches Loaf in the face* I'll poppy your cock.
[22:47:22] <McC> Yes, I -did- say it.
[22:47:34] <Loaf> Did -you- just sa*-.. You -did- just say that.
[22:47:40] <Cloaked> It's not fun to have something stolen, or to have something broken into... like your house/car.
[22:47:57] <McC> Not at all.
[22:48:12] <McC> Because it adds -emphasis-
[22:48:13] <Loaf> Your -mother- set some new -guidelines- last night while we were in -bed-.
[22:48:14] <Loaf> -Jerk-.

And yet, despite the quote below, here's Fraser's initial reaction to the Evil Team...
[20:01] <Fraser> I think we need to have fewer "::facepalms::" moments. ;-)

[18:29:10] <Brad> Fraser, come back to the good team. :(
[18:29:19] <Fraser> No.

[20:11:19] <Jester> Anyway, just wanted to say I've done something stupid today. Later. ;)
[20:11:32] * Jester (~jester@032-411-980.area5.spcsdns.net) Quit (Quit: Aristotle's definition of happiness: "The exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording them scope.")
[20:11:34] <Fraser> Lat....wait, what?
[20:11:45] <Fraser> Bastard.
[20:11:51] <Fraser> ::shakes fist::
[20:11:56] <Fraser> ::wonders why he's shaking his first::
[20:12:25] <Fraser> ::hangs head as he realizes he was actually shaking his fist at the screen::

[01:33:33] <Itzpapalotl> kari, my turtles are trying to have sex. =(
[01:35:34] <kari> ...
[01:35:41] <kari> Have a camera?
[01:35:52] <Itzpapalotl> Ewww.
[01:36:23] <Itzpapalotl> You wanna watch turtle pr0n? They're not even a year old yet!
[01:37:59] <kari> I think it's your responsibility to dim the lights, and put on mood music
[01:38:25] <Itzpapalotl> But... but they're too young. And I saw turtle penis. That's just... that's just wrong. Those are my babies. -_-
[01:39:30] <kari> Does, like, one roll upside down?
[01:39:46] <Itzpapalotl> No. He just climbs onto her shell then scoots down.
[01:39:59] <Itzpapalotl> The female is almost twice as big as he is.
[01:40:04] <Itzpapalotl> And he does this retarded mating dance.
[01:40:08] <Loaf> Fat bitches need love too.
[01:40:20] <Itzpapalotl> Where he wiggles his claws in her face really, really fast. Like vibrates them.
[01:40:54] <Itzpapalotl> Kind of like hypnotizing her. Or distracting her. Like "Ooooh, look at this. Isn't this amazing? Oooooooooooooo---POUNCE"

[23:20:38] <Itzpapalotl> Suck
[23:21:27] <McC> me
[23:21:35] <Loaf> Beautiful.

[02:17:49] <Fraser> Stop being emo. ;-)
[02:18:01] <Chris> Being Elmo?
[02:18:10] <Chris> what does Sesame Street have to do with this?!
[02:18:38] <Fraser> What doesn't Sesame Street have to do with this?
[02:19:25] <Chris> Whoa. </Neo>
[02:19:44] <Fraser> Yyyeeesssssss </Morpheus>

[01:45:51] <McC> I heard the prettiest song I've ever heard tonight. Cody played it for me. I'm uploading it presently. This song is absolutely amazing.
[01:46:07] <Fraser> If it's that fucking James Blunt song I'm gonna dropkick you.
[01:46:08] <McC> http://www.mcc3d.com/temp/music/12%20-%20The%20Luckiest.mp3
[01:46:11] <McC> Enjoy.
[01:46:16] <McC> It's Ben Folds.
[01:46:22] <McC> Piano, light strings. Absolutely beautiful.
[01:46:24] <Fraser> Well, then....
[01:46:29] <Fraser> Dropkick can wait.
[01:46:49] <McC> I'm serious. Listen to this song. It absolutely blows me away. Granted, I'm a sucker for a slow piano song, but goddamn.
[01:47:23] <Jester> Ew. This is a personal pet peeve, but I can't stand men who sing plaintively. James Blunt needs to be combined with an anti-matter version of himself.
[01:47:39] <Jester> This song... sorry, McC... nearly as bad.
[01:47:50] <Jester> ::clicks the red [x]::
[01:48:02] <McC> Your loss. ;)
[01:48:19] <Jester> It'd be a good song if not for the vocals. ;)
[01:48:58] <McC> Though I don't think plaintively is really accurate. It's not a sad song.
[01:49:24] <Jester> I thought the word "whiny" was too cruel. ;)
[01:49:35] <McC> It's not really whiney either. Try listening past the first two lines. ;)
[01:49:48] <kari> http://tinyurl.com/2b4zq

in #gve-evil-sim
[20:52:46] <Jester> Wrong channel, kari.
[20:52:52] <Jester> <<BAH, ignore>>

in #gve-evil
[20:53:10] <Caelas> Bwahahahah
[20:53:26] <Caelas> Jester defines Irony, right there. ;-)

[20:42:07] <McC> Mar-cee, Mick-cee. Easily confused, I guess. ;)
[20:42:18] <Junkman> Oh! Sorry.
[20:42:21] * Aggie shoots Ryan.
[20:42:25] <kari> Pff. Emm-cee-cee
[20:42:30] <Junkman> Yeah, concentrating on the BT05 sim.
[20:42:50] <Marcy> yea, I totally say Emm-cee-cee too
[20:42:54] <McC> Bah.
[20:43:05] <McC> If I were Emm-Cee-Cee, I'd do MCC.
[20:43:16] <Aggie> I say, “Ryan”
[20:43:18] <McC> Though frankly, I've given thought to just going by Mickey on IRC.
[20:43:19] <Aggie> it’s much easier
[20:43:20] <Aggie> ;)
[20:43:29] <Fraser> Mickey?
[20:43:42] <Aggie> just... try to ignore him, Fras
[20:43:51] <Loaf> You might as well change your nick to Douchebag. ;)
[20:43:57] <Marcy> or asshat
[20:44:03] <McC> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mick
[20:44:11] <Fraser> assclown, maybe?
[20:44:14] <Prescot> maybe cockgoblin

[19:02:33] <Loaf> No, they -know- I'm not black. They're quite aware that I'm a mick wetback. ;)
[19:02:49] <Loaf> They've seen my picture. He just called me a nigger, and I found myself temporarily unable to respond.
[19:02:56] <Loaf> I wanted to shout "... You -LIAR-!"
[19:03:04] <Loaf> But that would have sounded dumb.

[17:44:35] <Jester> ::shrugs:: It's not very likely as long as your network is secure. When I transmit a file via FTP, it gets to goodvevil.com every time, and hardly ever goes to cnn.com. ;)
[17:45:05] <Savant> and man, when that happened? What a mess-up. Amusing headlines that day, though
[17:45:29] <Savant> called my mom and said "look at the news, I'm on the news! See? I killed an orc!... wait a minute, there's police at the door"

[00:39:06] <Loaf> I'm going to write you into one of my short stories, Dennis. You're going to die horribly.

[21:53:42] <Peter> I hate ugly breakups
[21:54:33] <Fraser> Eh. Not like you didn't know it was gonna happen. ;-)
[21:54:52] <Peter> This is very true
[21:55:26] <Peter> It's such a relief, like ditching a backpack of cement, ending the waiting.
[21:55:47] <Fraser> Bigger and better things await!
[21:56:07] <Peter> Hopefully smaller and tighter things await ;)

In #Audacity...
[00:09:30] <Loaf> Y'know what else slows time down.
[00:09:34] <Loaf> Nicotine withdrawal. >:(
[00:09:41] <McC> SHUTUP IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
[00:09:51] * Loaf STOMPS AROUND. >:(
[00:10:04] * Loaf STOMPS TO THE DOOR, KICKS IT OPEN.

In #gve
[00:10:28] * Loaf KICKS THE GODDAMN DOOR DOWN, STOMPS THROUGH THE ROOM, KICKS OVER A LAMP, AND BARRELS INTO THE ET ROOM.

In #gve-evil
[00:10:50] * Loaf BARRELS THROUGH THE WALL, KICKS A DOG, DIGS THROUGH THE DRAWERS FOR A FUCKING CIGARETTE.

[00:27:56] <Jonas> It's a pastime to draw the most creative pictures involving penii on MSN with this group of friends, okay? Eat a balls, all of you. ;)
[00:28:08] <McC> Eat -a- balls?
[00:28:23] <Jonas> Say it out loud in an italian accent.

[23:50:34] <Chris> omg...BSG on UHD is like the most sexually exciting TV this side of Skinimax!
[23:51:34] * Chris counts the pores on the face of the hot Cylon...
[23:52:23] <Adelia> Sounds like Chris is having his own dradis contact

[19:08:35] <Dan> Oh look... Four re-animated corpses playing music... ;)
[19:08:53] <Jester> ::snickers::
[19:09:15] <Jester> I'm definitely using that for a AFD sim. Thanks, Dan. ;)
[19:09:23] <Jester> The singing zombies that will... not... ever... die. ;)
[19:09:24] <McC> ...
[19:09:26] <Dan> You're welcome. :)
[19:09:46] <Jester> If the Keith Richards zombie hits you, he injects you with a pound of cocaine. ;)
[19:09:51] <Dan> lol

[19:39:18] * Loaf is now known as Jonaf
[19:39:21] * Jonaf is now known as Jonas
[19:39:26] <Jester> All hail Jonaf. Any questions?
[19:40:11] <Jester> Sounds a lot like no.
[19:40:19] <Jester> THOU MAYEST BEGIN THY SIM NOW.
[19:40:21] <Thompson> acj
[19:40:23] <Adren> what Inn are we staying at?
[19:40:31] <Aguk> Holiday Inn
[19:40:31] <Jester> OR YOU KNOW... NOT.

[18:43:02] <Loaf> Rollin it.
[18:43:07] <Jester> I roll it.
[18:43:14] <Loaf> Fine, -roll- it. Jerk. >:(
[18:43:20] <Jester> -Suck- -me-.

[15:00:09] <McC> Where's Kennedy when we need him? "Well space is there. And we are going to climb it. And the moon and the planets are there. And new opportunities for peace are there."
[15:00:16] <Fraser> I believe he was shot in the head.
[15:00:33] <McC> Thank you, Fras. You have just cleared up a major gap in my education. Much appreciated.

[23:35:47] <Chris> My "cool" story of the day...I'm getting one of these for free (with matching headphones): http://www.iskin.com/duo_nano/features.html
[23:36:27] <Loaf> Hey, neat. An iCondom. :D
[23:36:34] <McC> ...
[23:36:41] <Chris> basically, yeah.
[23:37:02] <Loaf> They should make condoms that come in "Sonic Boom".

[20:46:31] <Itzpapalotl> I R here
[20:48:57] * Aggie is now known as Arrik
[20:49:48] <Prescot> u r?
[20:50:17] <Fraser> r u?
[20:50:28] <Jonas> f u
[20:50:37] <Itzpapalotl> Yesh
[20:50:39] <Itzpapalotl> I R.
[20:50:45] <Lys> LOL u r 0wnd
[20:50:56] <Itzpapalotl> O RLY?
[20:51:01] <Prescot> YA RLY
[20:51:02] <Fraser> YA RLY
[20:51:02] <Jonas> Capitalization detected. Denied.
[20:51:03] <Sajioshi> YA RLY
[20:51:08] <Sajioshi> urgh
[20:51:12] <Itzpapalotl> lol
[20:51:14] <Lys> stfu
[20:51:17] <Jonas> ... You're all a bunch of schmucks. ;)
[20:51:18] <Itzpapalotl> You're slow, Saji. ;)
[20:51:20] <Prescot> f u >:(
[20:51:21] <Sajioshi> ACRONYM
[20:51:41] <Jonas> WITTY RETORT
[20:51:52] <Fraser> http://img83.exs.cx/img83/9995/3bunny_pancake.jpg
[20:51:58] <Sajioshi> ARGUMENT
[20:52:02] * ENtc_Roswell (~sakarian@pcp453949pcs.gillst01.ar.comcast.net) has joined #gve
[20:52:03] <Prescot> POINT
[20:52:06] * ENtc_Roswell is now known as Karila
[20:52:09] <Sajioshi> COUNTER-POINT
[20:52:11] <Sajioshi> hey dak ^_^
[20:52:20] <Fraser> YOU BROKE THE ILLUSION!
[20:52:21] <Rana> LOUD NOISES!
[20:52:23] <Jonas> DISPARAGING REMARK ABOUT JAKE'S SEXUALITY
[20:52:36] <Prescot> IMPLICATIONS THAT RON CREATES A VACUUM
[20:52:45] <Jonas> DENIAL
[20:52:45] <Lys> BEEEEEEEEEEER GOOOOOOOOD!
[20:52:47] <Arrik> ROFLMAO
[20:52:48] <Jester> AMUSED SMIRK
[20:52:57] <Karila> hey all
[20:53:08] <Karila> why is everyone uellinh
[20:53:10] <Karila> yelling
[20:53:14] <Itzpapalotl> LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!1111one11
[20:53:17] <Jonas> EXPLANATION TO NEWEST ENTRANT
[20:53:18] <Lys> Don't ask ;)
[20:53:21] <Jester> DECLARATION THAT I AM LEAVING THIS CHANNEL TO ITS OWN DEVICES TO DO SOME SOUL-ERODING
[20:53:25] <Karila> somone spike the pre-game punch?
[20:53:32] <Jonas> You're gonna see Hostel?
[20:53:35] <Lys> I AM FEELING VERY ERODED AND NOT SO FRESH!

[00:08:38] <Jester> Marc Singer's hair alone should have gotten a Best Supporting Actor nod at the Oscars.
[00:08:51] <Jester> It's feathered and perfect even when he's been out in the wilderness for weeks.
[00:09:53] * Aggie pictures Ross sitting at his desk looking a little starry-eyed as he types that.
[00:10:09] <Jester> Loafism time.
[00:10:15] <Aggie> ::grins::
[00:10:18] <Jester> HE'S ATTRACTIVE. SHUT UP. >:(
[00:11:05] <Aggie> I'm gonna have nightmares tonight, and Marc Singer and Ross will be the stars...
[00:11:16] <Jester> ::snickers::

[22:02:15] <Jonas> Hahahaha. Tearful Confessions of a Halfling Thief.
[22:02:25] <Beryll> Shut up. >:(
[22:02:30] <Castus> Hallmark presents....
[22:02:40] <Jester> ...a very special episode...
[22:02:42] <Aguk> On the Lifetime Network
[22:02:44] <Jonas> "Not Without My GP"

[19:23:19] <Jester|BRB> Yeah, and just think: sooner or later, every single one of us will need someone like Marcy, who is running on no sleep and bad coffee, to keep him or herself alive. ;)
[19:23:24] * Jester|BRB is now known as Jester
[19:23:58] <Marcy> lol
[19:24:12] <Aggie> could be worse
[19:24:15] <Marcy> Terrifieing, isn't it?
[19:24:22] <Fraser> The horror.
[19:25:07] <Aggie> you could be relying on someone like me to teach your children ;)
[19:25:54] <Fraser> I could...uh...audit....you....
[19:26:33] <Aggie> I'd be more afraid of Fraser than Marcy or me ;)

[17:02:51] <Prescot> mmm Charlize Theron in leather
[17:04:19] <JT> What is everyone's fascination with women in leather? People who wear leather anything sweat profusely. Taking off a girl's leather clothes would be like peeling cellophane from a Fruit Roll-up... =P
[17:04:37] <Dan> ::chuckles::
[17:04:40] <Fraser> Or peeling cellophane from Charlize Theron.

[16:18:35] <Aggie> ::nods:: Ross makes my point for me. ;)
[16:18:45] <Jester> Go ahead, swear at me. I get off on it.
[16:18:54] <Jester> ::grins::
[16:18:59] <Aggie> Like I wanna help you with that. ;)
[16:19:03] <Loaf> Jesus you people are sick. ;)

[23:47:21] <McC> When masturbation becomes an equally stimulating substitute for legitimate sex, the world will explode. ;)

[23:34:12] <Dan> You'll get a good result on the exams I'm sure. :)
[23:34:23] <Fraser> Result = pass/fail, so yes, I hope so. ;-)
[23:34:32] <Dan> Yeah. Pass then. :)
[23:34:54] <Fraser> 13 hours of exams over three days for a pass/fail. ::mutters::
[23:35:02] <Dan> Ouch...
[23:35:06] <Fraser> Followed by two months of waiting for results...
[23:35:27] <Loaf> Jesus. Can't you just let them punch you in the face for ten minutes instead?

[23:32:30] <Loaf> I like the look on Kari's face, in her picture on Ryan's map.
[23:32:36] <Loaf> It screams "o rly"

[22:44:37] <Loaf> I'm not eating for a month.
[22:45:16] <Loaf> Thanksgiving is a holiday concocted to keep me from becoming a chiseled hunk of man.

[17:05:35] <McC> Drumhead.
[17:05:37] <McC> Like Roadhead.
[17:05:57] <Loaf> Is that what I think it is?
[17:06:03] <McC> I hope so.
[17:06:06] <Chris> Sounds like an offer to me.

[23:28:10] <kari> I am batman

[22:24:15] <Jester> !wiki Gods#The_Norse_Pantheon
[22:24:16] <Balance> Jester: http://goodvevil.com/wiki/index.php/Gods#The_Norse_Pantheon
[22:25:27] <Loaf> Wait. We have Odin in GvE?
[22:25:38] <Loaf> No. Fuck Odin. We have -Thor- in GvE?
[22:25:39] <Jester> If you want, Loaf, and sure, kari.
[22:25:49] <Loaf> This game just got a hojillion times cooler.

[14:50] <Jester> I'm really a kindly, gentle sort.
[14:51] <Aggie> yeah, if we happen to be four-legged, furry, and have an affinity for licking our own butts
[14:51] <Jester> LOL

[13:49:41] * Loaf quietly picks up a knife.
[13:49:48] <Loaf> When the fuck does Notepad -ever- crash?
[13:50:01] <Prescot> when your writing a log

[01:19:24] <Chris> do you think Cloaked would be miffed if I changed my nick to BetweenHerLegs everytime I went to sleep? :)

[18:08:48] <Fraser> Someone needs to explain how one insurance company's auto quote can possibly be more than $1000 per year more than another's.
[18:09:29] <Jester> They don't like you.
[18:09:59] <Fraser> They're my bank.
[18:12:43] <Jester> Then again, I'm old. I could drive my car 75mph over a half-ramp, flipping over end over end into a bus full of nuns, and my insurance the next day would only be $875/year.

[18:55:02] * Aggie is now known as Aggie|Smallvile
[19:04:05] <McC> Smallville's not on on Wednesdays, Aggie...
[19:04:24] <McC> Crap, it's Thursday!
[19:06:11] <Jester> Welcome to Thursday.

[23:23:22] <CCC> HUFF
[23:23:31] <Chris> yeah, Huff, that's it

[23:07:37] <Loaf> Speaking of which. I gotta write with Mansky soon.
[23:08:39] <Itzpapalotl> I wanna write tooooooooo sometime. =(
[23:08:42] <Itzpapalotl> But I don't know what
[23:09:16] <Loaf> You and Sunny need to hook up if you're gonna revive the Lisa Nor subplot. What are your thoughts so far, regarding where/what you want Lliasha to go/do?
[23:09:35] <Itzpapalotl> Merlin is on!
[23:09:52] <Itzpapalotl> Well, don't you guys need to write all your characters thrown/put in places?
[23:09:53] <Loaf> Shortest attention span in the history of women. ;)
[23:10:00] <Itzpapalotl> ... Shut the fuck up.

[23:55] <Loaf> But there's such a cutesy feel to it all. An utter disregard for reality, a reality which has been replaced by the sort of faux-redemptive wants and wishes that goes on in someone's head when they get pushed by a bully or totally screwed over by the bitches on the prom committee.
[23:56] <Loaf> It's beautiful, in a "Wake the fuck up, dummy... But not right now" kind of way. :)
[23:56] * Itzpapalotl blinks
[23:56] <Itzpapalotl> You've finally gone insane.

<Loaf> The shit I'll put my characters through for a few extra points.
<Loaf> I'd be pissed if I knew my God were some douchebag who was just trying to squeeze out some extra XP by giving me cancer.
<kari> ....

[17:45:19] <McC_Work> WTF?
[17:45:37] <McC_Work> "This system is shutting down. Please save all work in progress and log off. Any unsaved changes will be lost. This shutdown was initiated by NT AUTHORITY..."
[17:45:39] * McC_Work has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[18:59:31] <Loaf> Not even because of the chainsaw. But he had a sword, too.
[18:59:43] <Farrell> So does Ross Loaf ;)
[18:59:57] <kari> damn you Ross Loaf
[19:00:08] <Jester> Who is Ross Loaf?
[19:00:28] <Mansky> ITs this bearded guy that curses alot.

...after a 10-minute conversation about DS9...
<Loaf> God I want you nerds to die.
<Loaf> Goddamnit. I didn't mean to say that out loud. Sorry.

[15:32:25] * Loaf wanders in with a triple backflip handspring and finishes it off with one of those fuckin' twirly things.

[23:39:27] <Spuzzum> No way, whatsoever, ever, that someone could outdo the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder.
[23:39:40] <Spuzzum> I can't believe they even tried making a new one.
[23:39:51] <Jester> I dunno. Johnny Depp certainly has the right vibe.
[23:40:02] <Jester> And the problem with the first one was that it wasn't very faithful to the book.
[23:40:18] <Mansky> Michael Jackson should be Wonka, he's good with kids.

[17:58:46] <Jester> BTW, two thumbs up for Rome: Total War. Great stuff. Very addicting. Couldn't get away from it yesterday. Farrell, you in particular will love it... or you'll bitch loudly that your computer can't run it, one of the two.
[17:59:01] <Scotty> lol
[17:59:07] <Cloaked> lol
[17:59:16] <Dan> lol
[17:59:53] <Chris> or both of the two...

[13:46:52] <Dan> Time for a people's revolution. Oh wait... That path leads to communism. ;)
[13:49:59] <McC> Yeah, just like it did in 1776, right?
[13:53:42] <Dan> That was a revolution though. Not a people's revolution. ;)
[13:54:14] <McC> I'm confused
[13:54:23] <McC> It was a revolution of people, was it not?
[13:54:40] <Dan> Lighten up McC, I'm just fooling around. :)
[13:55:02] <McC> STOP IT YOU'RE MAKING MY HEAD HURT >:(

[00:43:33] * Mansky has the urge to kick the next person that speaks out of principle. . . :-P
[00:43:41] <Loaf> Fuck Hawaii.
[00:43:52] * Loaf was kicked by Mansky (Fuck Hawaii)

[23:28:58] <Farrell> ::shrugs:: I might save through your method at most 10 minutes a day.
[23:29:14] <Farrell> My method means I'm more mentally connected to commands, paths, and file names.
[23:32:06] <kari> farrell, go sit in the corner for 10 minutes
[23:32:17] <kari> I'll go do something things on a unix box for that time
[23:32:27] <kari> then we can compare who had more fun
[23:32:37] <Farrell> Oh, I would of course.
[23:32:44] <kari> KEEP YOUR PANTS ON

[14:54:30] <kari> loaf
[14:54:52] <Loaf> Shutup.
[14:54:58] <Loaf> ... Er. -Whatup-. Not shutup.
[14:55:13] <Loaf> Fuck, man. I need my coffee. Fuck y'all. ;)

[22:37:01] <Loaf> You should come to America, Dan. We have no stress, and chocolate flows from our rivers. :)
[22:37:25] <Dan> ::snorts:: I've spent time in California and New York. Don't try to bullshit me dude. ;)
[22:37:42] <Prescot> APRIL FOOLS DUDE, LOL SO OWNED

[18:30:41] <Dan_AFK> ::sits on the balcony with a high powered rifle and a scope waiting for the fucking easter bunny to come out of the building next door::

Later:

[21:30:01] <Dan_AFK> ::comes in off the balcony, foiled yet again::
[21:30:19] <Dan> I swear that bunny gets smarter every year.

[23:05:45] <Spuzzum> Scotty: Well, duh. Everyone knows the only sane Canadian is Fraser.
[23:07:34] <Fraser> My sanity is fully intact, thank you very much.
[23:09:41] <Jester> Uh huh. ;)
[23:09:51] <Fraser> Uh huh.
[23:10:16] <Fraser> Y'see, there's this thing called a 'master's degree' that I'm working on. Turns out there's actually a lot of work in obtaining one. ;-)
[23:10:17] <Jester> 4 hours a day, plus 8 hours each on Saturday and Sunday is a week from now. ;)
[23:10:41] <Fraser> Oh to have that much free time.
...and then...
[23:29:47] * Fraser is now known as Fras|WoW
[23:29:55] <Fras|WoW> Look at the time. Looooook. ;-)
[23:30:06] <Jester> Look at Fras not working on his Masters! Looooook! :)

[19:08:32] <Farrell> Dear Gateway. Your PCs suck.
[19:08:58] <Farrell> If the video card in this thing is out of alignment by just a fraction of a hair, it starts beeping BIOS like mad.
[19:09:08] <Dan> Gateway> Yeah we know. But your the idiot that bought one so quit your bitching. ;)
[19:09:19] <Farrell> It's not my PC. I inherited it from the 'rents.
[19:09:36] <Farrell> And at this point, the only PC that can use the scanner.
[19:09:37] <Spuzzum> Gateway> Then you're a child of idiots, and are probably genetically tainted or something.
[19:09:45] <Spuzzum> Gateway> Pbbbth.

[21:43:04] <Marcy> I wonder if people in GvE have CPR, rescue breathing, and closed-chest cardiac compressions.. hmm.. =)
[21:43:48] <kari> Clear! ::Mage presses his fingers into the victim's ribs::

[14:27:17] <Chris> A friend of mine and her girlfriend from the Boston area are heading there, and since I'm off...I decided to meet them up there.
[14:28:06] <Peter> By tonight you'll have her eating out her friend's pussy, just like South Park Mexican
[14:28:42] <Spuzzum> ::wonders how Peter can consider himself religious::
[14:28:59] <Brad> he isn't. He's Catholic

[00:33:02] <Jester> I can't recall ever inviting anyone to join one of my sims.
[00:33:31] <McC> ...you make other men jealous, you know that?

[22:47:08] <Lys> CSI: Thistledown. ::begin playing a medieval-version of the CSI-theme, lutes and harps or something like that::
[22:47:36] <LrdVampyre> Great, the Who have become wandering minstrels!
[22:50:17] <Castus> Whoooooooo art thou? Who who? Who who?

[15:40] <McC> Ross, I have a moral dilemma
[15:40] <Aggie> WWJD - What Would Jester Do?

[13:14:36] * Quits: McC|o_o| (~mcc@207-180-184-149.c3-0.sbo-ubr1.sbo-ubr.ma.cable.rcn.com) (Ping timeout)
[13:18:41] <McC_Work> Sonofabitch
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[13:18:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Potloaf
[13:19:00] <Jester> Your apartment is burning down. Right now. ;-)
[13:19:12] <Potloaf> Son of a bitch!
[13:19:14] * Parts: Potloaf (~loaf@cpe-66-75-222-0.bak.rr.com)

[10:58:38] <Dan_Work> Mind you, after all of that crap in SSG you'd think I'd have learned my lesson before getting invovled with UCIP as much as I did.
[10:58:46] <McC_Work> hehe
[10:58:47] <McC_Work> we never learn
[10:59:09] <Dan_Work> Nope. Well, not then. I have now. :) Highly unlikely I'll ever join any sort of sim group ever again.
[10:59:34] <McC_Work> Never say never, my friend.
[11:01:43] <Dan_Work> I agree. That's why I didn't. :)
[11:02:09] <McC_Work> ...touche
[11:02:14] <Jarrot> lol
[11:03:14] <McC_Work> i r teh dumb

[00:19:24] <Spuzzum> Anyway, back to my rant, after mentioning that I didn't want to take my grandma anywhere when I'm in pain (I was very very unpleasant), this started my mom into talking about how we could help correct my cat's urinary problem. Mentioned bullcrap like green tea and massages.
[00:19:48] <Brad> try kicking it across the room.
[00:19:49] <Brad> :D

[12:44:00] <Potloaf> Mouse, you a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai.
[12:44:29] * Savant thinks that Potloaf must've been hit by a speeding coffee shop
[12:44:38] <Spuzzum> You mean a cop?

[22:02:12] <Dan> Just realized something. When I live by myself I'm lazy. When I have roommates I'm not. Maybe I should think on that some...
[22:02:43] <McC_Work> <Dan> ::begins to think, then laziness sets in due to lack of roommates, and stops thinking::

[20:53:06] <McC> Purely for the amusement of Loaf and others, I must point to the 11th post in this thread: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=61714
...and then...
[21:07:21] <Potloaf> Speaking of alcohol. Now that I've got more money than I know what to do with, I should replenish.
[21:07:38] <Potloaf> What am I going to buy a huge bottle of, people?
[21:08:04] <McC> Send me the money
[21:08:11] <McC> Consider it an investment
[21:08:13] <McC> ;)
[21:08:27] <Potloaf> An investment in what? The fuck are you gonna design while sloshed? ;)
[21:08:53] <McC> I wouldn't spend it on booze
[21:08:57] <McC> I'd spend it on gizmos
[21:09:04] <Potloaf> ... Gizmos. Good idea.
[21:09:17] <Scotty> everyone needs gizmos
[21:09:26] <McC> ...oh, I have to
[21:09:31] * Scotty was kicked by McC (gizmowned)

re: 2. I have the autograph of a well-known digital animator.

[17:08:50] <Jester> I still say #2 is false by definition. ;)
[17:09:11] <McC> Uh huh, sure you do ;)
[17:10:22] <McC> And you guys can disagree all you want, but that auditorium was standing room only, so I declare myself right ;)
[17:10:44] <kari> so's the convention hall at nambla meetings

[16:50:19] <Potloaf> Why's it always gotta be about the cock with you, Fras? >:(
[16:51:13] <Dan_Work> I thought that was Ross, Loaf? ;)
[16:51:36] <Potloaf> No, that's cock -block-. There's a difference. ;)
[16:54:15] <Fraser> You get cockblocked by a 35 year old married man, Potloaf?
[16:54:23] <Potloaf> HE'S ATTRACTIVE SHUT UP :(

[12:20:09] <Fraser> So? You know how cold it is walking from bar to bar in -35C weather? ;-)
[12:20:21] <Fraser> You know how much beer is necessary to take your mind off of it?
[12:20:26] <Fraser> I would, but I don't remember...

[00:46:08] <McC> Oh, Ross, we were talking about something regarding you earlier...
[00:46:37] <Jester> 17 cm. Though I'm surprised you took an interest.
[00:47:06] <Fraser> ...whaaaaaaat the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously?

[14:59:54] <kari> [NickServ] : Nick dan isn't registered.
[15:00:09] <kari> grab if now, Alffred ;)
[15:00:10] <Chris> Dan, wake up and register! :)
[15:01:12] <Alffred_Work> Ag....
[15:01:41] <Alffred_Work> Dan is online though. So I can't change my nick.
[15:02:01] <kari> hmm
[15:02:12] <kari> nah, he's not scotty, nevermind...
[15:02:19] <Jester> ...and then Kari was handed a Light Side/Dark Side decision...
[15:02:20] <Jester> ;)

[18:04:12] <Potloaf> Idiocy is not based on nationality. ;)
[18:04:42] <Alffred_AFK> It's not?
[18:04:45] <Alffred_AFK> ;)
[18:05:05] <Potloaf> Shh. I'm only saying that to get the idiot canadians on my side.
[18:05:13] <Dorblaron> lol
[18:05:23] <Alffred_AFK> I'm Canadian you turkey! ;)
[18:05:38] <Potloaf> YEAH WELL YOUR MOM IS CANADIAN ASSHOLE.
[18:05:51] <Alffred_AFK> Actually she's Australlian. :)
[18:05:57] <Potloaf> Son of a bitch.

[20:16:43] <kari> ping?
[20:16:49] <Farrell> Peer
[20:16:59] <kari> hmm
[20:17:10] <Farrell> ::Shrug:: At least it wasn't Connection reset by Trogdor.
[20:18:26] <Fras|AFK> Burninated

[00:25:48] <McC> I pointed out that Brad and I were equally confused when we were first told about it
[00:25:54] <McC> He seemed to glide over that.
[00:25:59] <Fraser> Yeah, but Brad's confused about everything.

[19:13:13] <Aggie> googling... toggling... jerking it left-right... are we sure we're talking about xbox controllers here?
[19:13:29] <Dorblaron> LOL
[19:13:57] <Chris> I liked it better when Aggie didn't have net access...
[19:14:04] <Fraser> LOL
[19:14:09] <Aggie> asshole
[19:14:25] <Chris> ::bows::
[19:14:38] <Aggie> ::backs away:: I didn't mean it like that....

[20:30:49] <Prescot> once again, no logic ever escapes you... does it NH?
[20:31:05] <Potloaf> I'm quicker than a one-eyed prostitute on a tricycle, dude. ;)

[20:18:51] <McC|o_o|> Well, now that you've told your IRC buddies who have told you you were dumb, go FIX it before she starts seeing someone else :P
[20:19:02] <Potloaf> Like me.
[20:19:11] <McC|o_o|> Yeah, don't lose out to Ron
[20:19:17] <Potloaf> Totally. ;)
[20:19:17] <McC|o_o|> Or your typing might go to 'shot' ;)
[20:19:34] <Potloaf> Hey, McC? Don't get me wrong, because I love you to death.
[20:19:39] <Potloaf> But I fuckin' hate you so much sometimes.

[02:13:19] <Chris> oooooo man
[02:13:34] <Chris> wasted...
[02:13:43] <Chris> waaaaaaaaaaasteeeeeeed.
[02:14:09] <Chris> Christnas Party...work...
[02:25:17] <kari> large glass of water and straight to bed, young man
[02:25:51] <Chris> whew...
[02:26:07] <Chris> ok. :) g'night.
[02:26:16] <Chris> please wake me at 7am for work :)
[02:26:20] * Chris is now known as Chris|ZZZzzz
[02:27:34] <Chris|ZZZzzz> my XM radio is here....but I guess I can't play wit h it unti l tomorrow afterre work
[02:28:34] <Chris|ZZZzzz> I love you.

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[18:23:01] <torque> word
[18:23:03] * torque (~torque@waste.org) has left #gve
[18:23:16] <McC> ...
[18:23:55] <Brad> the word is
[18:23:57] <Brad> lame.
[18:24:38] <Fraser> ::patiently waits for the person to leave the network, then will register that nick, as it is currently unregistered::
[18:29:36] * Fraser is now known as torque
[18:30:26] * torque is now known as Fraser
[18:30:40] <Fraser> Bwahah.
[18:31:06] <Fraser> All your nick are belong to me, asshole.

02:12:41] <Potloaf> Man, Ryan, I hate to do this. But I have to make my mandatory <notgay> disclaimer before I say this next thing.
[02:12:41] <Potloaf> You're so fuckin' cute.

[19:10:56] <Jester> ::grins:: I think IBM should seceed. Stop paying taxes and declare ourselves as a country, and ask for recognition from the U.N. ;)
[19:11:01] <McC> ::grins::
[19:11:13] <Jester> Bet if we offered 'em the $3 billion we pay in U.S. taxes alone, the U.N.'d go for it.
[19:13:06] <Scotty> that's be a quite broken up country ross, every piece of land IBM is on all over the continent, they'd have to find a way to house employees or else work would be like a border crossing every day
[19:13:34] <Jester> Hell with that. We'll just buy Delaware, and move everybody there. ;)

[20:48] <Fraser> Gah. Here we go again. Firefox can't find anything.
[20:48] <Brad> What's it looking for?
[20:48] <Fraser> Anything I point it at.
[20:49] <Fraser> ...except Fark, for some reason.
[20:49] <Loaf|Flyin> Hahaha. The Internet hates you. :D

[00:12:47] <Jester> Heh. The first dragon's blood farmer that either team runs into, I'll name after you. ;)
[00:13:02] <Peter> I'd consider it an honor. :)
[00:13:09] <Peter> I'd love to NPC that guy too.
[00:13:10] <Jester> ::chuckles:: Happy to oblige.
[00:13:15] <Spuzzum> Peter> Yo, watcha need? I gots da stuff, ya know what I'm sayin'?
[00:13:50] <Spuzzum> Team> ::blinks::

[17:55:03] <Fraser> They don't sell the Z3 anymore, do they?
[17:55:14] <Fraser> Silly little rat car, that one...
[17:55:37] <Chris> you forgot shiny...and chicks dig it. :)
[17:56:05] <McC> Chris, any chick of worthwhile substance isn't going to give a shit what kind of car you drive :P
[17:56:25] <McC> ::looks over at Dennis, then looks back:: As long as it's not falling apart ;)

[23:14:11] <Potloaf> I heard somethin' about Naked.
[23:14:29] <kari> you heard nothing
[23:14:31] <Mansky> No you didn't.
[23:14:40] <Potloaf> Oh.

[15:22:56] * Fraser is now known as Fras|AFK
[15:23:28] <Fras|AFK> Oh who am I kidding.
[15:23:34] * Fras|AFK is now known as Fras|Halo2

[18:52:13] <McC> Ugh, this paper is annooooooying
[18:52:15] <McC> *shakes fist*
[18:53:13] <McC> Needs to be 12 pages long...it's 8 -_-
[18:53:21] <McC> Was 7, so at least that's something
[18:53:38] <Mansky> What is it on?
[18:53:54] <McC> Delitirous effects that long working hours have on animators.
[18:54:40] <kari> just start incoherent rambling for the next 4 pages
[18:54:48] <kari> then, at the very bottom, put "Case in point"

[21:36:17] <Potloaf> That's because your a -cocksucker-, Peter.
[21:36:33] <Potloaf> ... Or maybe I'm the cocksucker for using 'your' instead of 'you're'.

[00:12:54] <Brad> Ron, this is your fault for not coming to NAU
[00:13:02] <Brad> and being my roommate
[00:13:24] <Potloaf> Fuck that, dude. With as much drinking as I do, I'd have you flunking out in no time. ;)
[00:14:14] <Brad> As long as you didn't wake me up at holy shit in the morning

[21:29:09] <Potloaf> I'm giving myself a half hour before my typing goes to shot.
[21:29:11] <Potloaf> Shot.
[21:29:13] * Potloaf sighs.

[21:48:10] <Lesabeth_Kor> ::grins:: This would be the part -- were we in Halo -- where the music would start.
[21:48:36] <MG_Ironside_X2> As my friend always says "Music. Gahd damnit, I hate music. I always get blowed to shit when the music starts"

[21:19:06] <MG_Ironside_X2> I'd like to you to say something one last time for Coronado, so I'll ask you this: How's it all going to turn out? ;-)
[21:19:41] <Lesabeth_Kor> Well, first, Ironside sacrifices himself when the tar na zee infects Coronado through a remnant left in the torpedoes that Commander Farley put together.
[21:19:57] <Lesabeth_Kor> But the damage is so critical that-- well, let's find out the rest together, shall we? ;)
[21:20:01] <MG_Ironside_X2> ...
[21:20:13] <MG_Ironside_X2> You're supposed to say "You don't expect me to answer that, do you?", moron. ;-)

[21:17:21] <LCHL_D`rall> <RNN> Yes, Tricia Star, RNN... Miss Kor, can you verify that initial death totals leaked to the press were indeed erroneous and that more than four people died on Coronado as a result of her last action?
[21:17:44] <Lesabeth_Kor> Aldur> ::shoots the journalist, the beginning of a long tradition in M64::
[21:17:51] <Lesabeth_Kor> Savant?

[02:15:42] <McC> What is Odyssey, though?
[02:15:58] <McC> And where are they going?
[02:16:09] <Jester> Ask me tomorrow. ;) For now, I'm off to bed.
[02:16:11] <Jester> 'night. :)
[02:16:14] <McC> Oh, that's mean
[02:16:21] <McC> Mean!
[02:16:45] * Jester (~jester@c-24-8-103-28.client.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ...and your point is... what? Exactly? Eroding the human soul is what I DO, man!)

[14:39:11] <Jester> ::chuckles:: If I was going to sabotage the bot, I'd be a hell of a lot more subtle.
[14:39:21] <Jester> I'd have the !attack code check who was attacking.
[14:39:29] <Jester> You're not going to type !attack 100,000 times. ;)
[14:39:42] <Fraser> Sounds like a challenge.
[14:39:56] <Fraser> Give Scotty a channel of his own. That'll keep him busy for a while.

[14:34:20] <Fraser> And I would roll 500 dice / And I would roll 500 more / Just to be the man who rolled a thousand dice / To beat Balance to the floor

[01:28:00] <Mansky> All day looooong!!!!!!! ::singing:: Massah got me workin'.

[01:21:52] <Brad> oh, you know what... I gave you the wrong d100 avg...
[01:22:42] <McC> oh?
[01:22:48] <Brad> 52. not 54.
[01:23:05] <kari> ohh, whew
[01:23:09] <kari> I was getting worried

[00:03:32] <McC> I'm flattered that you listed me as a simmer on Coro, Ross ;)
[00:03:49] <Jester> ::shrugs:: You keep hanging around, so it seemed fitting. ;)
[00:03:57] <McC> I do seem to do that, don't I?
[00:04:01] <Jester> Yep. ;)
[00:04:08] <Ironside> You're like a hanging chad.

[23:58:07] <Ironside> Do share Sma'mer's response to that e-mail with us, Ross. ;-)
[23:58:20] <Jester> $20 says I'll get no response at all.
[23:58:27] <Ironside> Aw.
[23:58:30] <Jester> I didn't get e-mail from her when I asked her questions and I was CinC.
[23:58:40] <Jester> I don't expect to get a response now that I'm not. ;)

[23:54:49] <Maiko> Hmm. Hey Ross, you got a preference to whether or not Coronado's shuttles survived the battle?
[23:54:59] <Jester> Nope, no preference. Also up to Chris.
[23:55:36] <Ironside> When in doubt, blow shit up. ;-)

[01:01:43] <McC> Dean would've been hilarious as a president.
[01:01:48] <McC> "YEEAAHOOOUUU!"
[01:02:19] <Brad> "AND WE'LL GO TO IRAQ, and AFGHANISTAN, AND FRANCE, AND SAUDI ARABIA, AND YEEHOOOOW!"

[23:20:47] <Jester> I personally prefer to think there's a Medusan somewhere aboard Coro.
[23:21:03] <Jester> Takes up less space. Just put his box somewhere comfortable.
[23:21:07] <Farrell> Well, that WOULD explain Captain Daren and Marcy...

[20:42:51] <Farrell> ::watches the ones and zeroes fly about:: Log. ::watches a cow fly by:: Cow.
[20:43:06] <Farrell> ::watches Chris fly by:: Drunk.

[18:55:12] <Brad> fiber is filling, or something... you don't have to eat much to feel full
[18:55:27] <McC> Grape Nuts is a perfect example.
[18:55:35] <McC> Eat a bowl or two of grape nutes and you are done for half a day
[18:55:48] <Fraser> You'll also shit for half a day.

[03:05:14] <McC> Dukakis teaches at NU, BTW ;)
[03:05:24] <Brad> Oh yeah?
[03:05:26] <McC> Yup.
[03:05:29] <Brad> Polisci?
[03:05:33] <McC> I think so.
[03:05:42] <Chris> Tank Driving :)

[00:57:07] <Peter> Just be happy you have a bot intro, Ryan. I haven't had one since I moved to Corvallis
[00:59:05] <Jester> !setcalc Peter Peter = <Jester> Someone turn on my air purifier or I'll be too high to run the sim...

[11:39:23] <Farrell> And the Matrix stuff all on posters at the Googleplex.
[11:42:02] <Farrell> I can see it now, "A Matrix Christmas". "I know Santa Claus."
[11:42:28] <Jester> Matrix is so last year. ;)
[11:42:41] <Jester> Passion of the Christ Christma-- errrr... never mind.
[11:43:13] <Farrell> Passion of the Christ II: The Revenge
[11:43:24] <Farrell> Passion of the Christ III: With A Vengeance
[11:43:37] <Farrell> Passion of the Christ IV: Generations
[11:43:53] <Farrell> Repeat, ad nauseum
[11:43:59] <McC> I think you just did

[21:58:56] <CRXO_Tal> yeah, you heard that Antonio Banderas was up for a role in the Star Wars prequels? He would have been Ewan McGregor's cousin, Obi-Juan

[14:55:53] <Savant> i know. the rational part of my brain knows they exist. But the other part of my brain sees'em like... fire-breathing-dragon-insects that destroy cities
[14:56:35] <Savant> "Oh no, locusts are attacking Tokyo!" "Call Godzilla! he's our only hope!"

[22:20:42] <Jester> A normal human being has a greater chance of being named CEO of the Genie Corporation than successfully assembling their garage door opener the first time.

[00:19:26] <Fraser> "Pop quiz, hot shot. You've got a guy with a crowbar in his pants. What do you do? What do...you...do?"
[00:19:58] <Savant> kick him in the nuts and run?
[00:20:47] <Fraser> Dude, you never kick a guy in the nuts. That's a hate crime. ;-)

[21:39:17] <Fraser> What the hell is Sting doing to that thing? ...what the hell IS that thing?
[21:39:25] <McC> He's rotating a crank, Fras
[21:39:38] <McC> And I'm fairly certain it's a type of celtic instrument
[21:39:49] <Chris`> oh c'mon...I can do THAT! ;)
[21:40:06] <McC> Well, he's changing the pitch with the thing on the end too, Chris. That probably takes some training ;)
[21:40:11] <McC> This song is too slow
[21:40:22] <Chris`> And then the monkey pops ouf of Sting's instrument: *POP GOES THE WEASEL*

[13:14:55] <Farrell> Just don't confine poor Ryan here to the dumpster :)
[13:15:27] <McC> I refuse the refuse

[13:35:40] <Peter> I'm just waiting for wireless internet to blanket the globe, then I can bullshit with you guys in traffic, it'll be superb.
[13:36:04] <Alffred_Work> Peter> ::types away as he drives the bus to hell::
[13:36:11] <Alffred_Work> :)
[13:36:36] <Peter> Yep.
[13:37:02] <Peter> Although I'm looking forward to the time we can all be on vox.
[13:37:11] <Farrell> Peter> LOL! We just went off a cliff! ::connection ended by craash::

[21:02:24] <Jester> Hm. Someone in here screams just like Ryan.

To Sonya
[18:30?] <Aggie> I'll take your cherry.

Discussing FAO Schwarz
[14:05] <Aggie> It didn't impress me that much.
[14:05] <Daren> That's 'cause you're not four.

[23:28:37] <Aggie> Oh, in my face!

[23:21:44] <Farrell> He's over here somewhere.
[23:21:50] <Fraser> ::sneaks up behind Farrell::
[23:21:55] <Farrell> He's stopped moving!
[23:22:04] <Fraser> ::shoots a rocket into Farrell's ass, killing him::

Playing Halo
[xx:xx] <McC> ::charges Fraser's sniping position with rocket launcher::
[xx:xx] <Fraser> ::shoots Ryan dead:: Thank you for bringing me more rockets.

[20:54:57] <Jester> They're very real. One is purple, one is pink, and they're both quite dog-eared.
[20:55:02] <Jester> There's a suspicious stain on one of them.

[18:10] <Sonya> As soon as I figure out what I'm doing, I'm gonna kill all of you.

[17:55] <Jester> "...and fiery energy spread through her..."

[19:47:56] <Farrell> He's on. He's off. He's up. He's down. He. Could. Go. ALL. THE. WAY.
[19:49:45] * Brad watches Dennis drive over a cliff.

[20:54:21] <Jester> And Chris, you don't count. You wear special clothes and a little paper hat. ;)
[20:54:24] <Jester> You're allowed to scream at fry cooks. ::grins::

Just after the teaser was sent out...
[02:18:41] * Fraser (~fdeziel@CPE00207800d5fc-CM.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #uss-coronado[02:18:41] * CoroLCARS sets mode: +o Fraser
[02:18:41] <CoroLCARS> Computer recognizes Fraser. Authorization and command codes enabled.
[02:18:42] <CoroLCARS> Fraser = Brigadier General Jeremy Ironside, Supreme Commander - Defender Ground Forces.
[02:18:51] <Jester> LOL! Was wondering if you'd come back. ;)
[02:18:53] <Fraser> Ross, you son of a bitch.

[01:19:31] <Aggie> yeah, well, life occassionally happens, even to the best off us ;)
[01:19:45] <McC> So do typos, apparently.
[01:19:49] <Jester> Heh.
[01:20:03] <Jester> And which part off you has life happened to? ;)

[00:01:35] <Aggie> Speaking of Tactical - Chris, how are you gonna get us out of this mess you got us into? ;)
[00:02:05] <Chris> mess? I got you int-? Hey, nobody forced you to join this sim... ;)
[00:02:37] <Aggie> ::thwaps:: I meant with the Rylans and all that, you silly git.
[00:03:02] <McC> Damn, this is confusing. I saw "with the Ryans and all that" and I was like, "What about me? And why didn't that set off my hilight?"

[19:44:52] <Alffred> One time I made a bad joke and asked if the real Dorkoven would stand up. Of course I meant to say Darkoven but I don't tink he believed me.
[19:44:58] <Alffred> think..
[19:47:21] <Alffred> Yeah it wasn't that funny then either... ;)
[19:47:36] <Fraser> !calc Darkoven
[19:47:38] <CoroLCARS> Darkoven = The cynical guy that we make fun of (oh, and blame for our funky rank codes too).
[19:49:17] <Fraser> !calc Darkoven
[19:49:19] <CoroLCARS> Darkoven = Dorkoven, The cynical guy that we make fun of (oh, and blame for our funky rank codes too).
[19:49:25] <Fraser> There you go, Dan.
[19:49:28] <Fraser> You contributed. ;-)

[23:59:14] <Chris> "I can kill you with my brain."
[23:59:44] <Alffred> How 's that Chris??? I didn't think you had one? ;)
[00:00:42] <Chris> whoops, Shar just got totally stepped over for CTAC...it looks like Ensign Jones in new CTAC....yaaaaay! ::applauds::

[00:28:10] <Jester> "I was there when the strength of men failed... it's the smell!"

[00:12:11] <Fraser> You're a man. Suck it up. ;-)
[00:12:29] <Aggie> I thought that was the woman's role
[00:12:39] <Jester> Hey Aggie?
[00:12:44] <Jester> Turns out there's a reason you're single.

[20:09:58] <Chris> I have like six mp3's of that song...because when I d/l'd it...I thought it was screwed up (the file) and I got another version and it was STILL screwed up....and then I played the video and THAT audio was screwed up too...then I noticed the speaker plug was only halfway in the port. Not too bright this one... ;)
[20:10:36] <Jester> It's OK. I can see how a guy in your situation wouldn't know how to put a plug in a port. ;)

[23:30:43] * JHawke still can't figure out why Ryan's scared of max really
[23:31:12] <Aggie> because he prefers Lightwave?

[00:12:48] <Aggie> I thought you had XP
[00:13:00] <Farrell> I don't. The 'rents do. And I avoid it like the plague
[00:13:15] <Fraser> What are you running?
[00:13:32] <Aggie> *shrug* It has its problems. But it's no worse than 98SE.
[00:13:37] <Farrell> 98SE
[00:13:41] <Fraser> It's way better than 98SE...
[00:13:42] <Farrell> Hardly modern anymore.
[00:13:46] <Fraser> Infinitely more stable.
[00:13:56] <Fraser> Dropping your computer on the floor every 5 minutes is more stable than 98SE.

[17:18:58] <JHawke> Chris: You got a big ole needle to pop ryan's still-inflating ego over there? ;)
[17:19:12] <McC> This coming from you, James, is totally ineffective at damaging any ego-building going on ;)
[17:19:41] <Chris> I'm not discussing my needle or it's size with any of you gay phucks...

[17:04:49] <Chris> hmm, I wonder if I can get a traffic report online...
[17:05:12] <Peter> MSN Messenger has the feature built-in, Chris
[17:06:08] <Chris> MSN MEss- *spit* And I thought you were a man of God...

[00:35:12] <Kari> why for art though being aroused so early?
[00:35:26] <McC> I dunno -- waking up on my own automagically
[00:35:33] <Foxie> ...
[00:35:38] <Foxie> Morning wood, Kari. ;)

[00:55:31] <JHawke> if then can only be true when the then statement and if statement are true, if the if statement is false, it doesn't matter about the then statement
[00:55:41] <JHawke> ^^
[00:55:57] <JHawke> But yes, that is logical. If you cross a line, then you've crossed a line
[00:55:59] <McC> Ooo, I should make an if-which statement
[00:56:17] <JHawke> No.. you shouldn't.. really
[00:56:25] <McC> Nah, prolly not
[00:56:46] <Brad> Hm... ::goes off to the kitchen to make a sand-which statement::

[00:26:48] <Jester> Neo> "There is no spoon."
[00:26:56] <Jester> Jester> "There is no spoon. There is only Zuul."

[23:57:44] <McC> ::shrug:: Bush can suck my left toe.
[23:57:53] <McC> And his administration can too (except Colin Powell)
[23:57:55] <Fraser> ::arches an eyebrow::
[23:58:19] <Alffred> Uh... Ryan? Let's not start questioning your sexuality ok. Chris is bad enough.

[02:40:34] <Chris> I wonder if I could sell my own Firefly DVDs... ;)
[02:41:01] <Farrell> ::laughs:: Chris_can_be_butt_fodder_in_prison_shower_room

[23:56:24] * Fox drops a pin.
[23:56:26] <Fox> ...
[23:56:37] * Fox ... and pierces Chris' manhood.
[23:57:01] * Fox gets down on her knees!
[23:57:07] <Daren> now that I like
[23:57:10] <Daren> ;)
[23:57:11] <Fraser> LOL!
[23:57:11] * Fox ... and bares her teeth!!
[23:57:19] <McC> Still not too bad...
[23:57:31] * Fox ... and gnashes!!
[23:57:36] <Fraser> K. Now it's bad.

[23:29:27] <Daren> Cool people don't: "[22:04:13] * McC needs female-related advice"
[23:29:29] <Daren> ;p
[23:29:38] <McC> Ohhhhh, harsh
[23:29:43] * McC dies
[23:29:52] <McC> Total groinshot on that one :P
[23:29:53] <Daren> aw man I love ya. ::pats him on the back::
[23:30:09] * Fox ahems.
[23:30:11] <Fox> Chris..
[23:30:21] <Daren> oui?
[23:30:30] <Fox> I thought we were trying to get rid of the sexual preference confusion.
[23:30:39] <Daren> bah

[14:10:34] <JHawke> It's something you either can't get into or will really like
[14:10:45] <JHawke> the anime starts off with a really slow pace too
[14:10:50] <JHawke> but not as slow as Lain thank god =_=
[14:10:51] <CoroLCARS> You're very welcome, JHawke. ;)
[14:10:55] <JHawke> >.>
[14:11:00] * JHawke unplugs LCARS

[23:14:18] <Darkoven> bf time
[23:14:26] <McC> Boyfriend time?
[23:14:29] <Daren> hehe
[23:14:33] <McC> Hey Chris, you were right about him ;)
[23:14:44] <Daren> ::grins::
[23:15:06] <Daren> I didn't say it this time.
[23:15:08] <Fraser> Course he was. They know each other...intimately.

[18:53:51] <Darkoven> my point is, intercourse itself is kinda like wanting to sneeze

[18:51:58] <McC> Dark: Me and Chrissy or me and general?
[18:52:02] <McC> er, me in general
[18:52:06] <Darkoven> ROFL
[18:52:08] <Fox> Who's general?
[18:52:11] <Mello> lol
[18:52:15] <Fox> Does Chrissy know about it?
[18:52:18] <McC> ...that just doesn't sound good no matter how I phrase it

And immediately following...
[18:43:01] <Fox> Who said I'd be sitting on it?
[18:43:07] * Fox 's jaw is sore.

[18:41:24] <McC> Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayo
[18:41:43] <Mello> Daa-aaa-aaa-ooh
[18:41:51] <McC> Daylight come and me wan' go home
[18:42:15] <Mello> Hey Mr. Tali-man, tali me banana.
[18:42:16] <Fox> Six foot, seven foot, eight foot.. OW! That'd be way too painful :(
[18:42:25] <McC> ::chuckles::
[18:42:33] <McC> Not all of it goes in, Foxy ;) You'd just be sittin on the end

[00:21:36] <Daren> See the first movie before the second?! You guys are....genuises! Why didn't I think of that? :)
[00:22:09] <Aggie> because you can't spell genius?

[20:43:48] <McC> Welp, Daredevil is officially a "blockbuster"
[20:45:42] <Kari> how's that, McC>
[20:45:55] <McC> Crossed $100 million
[20:46:03] <Kari> ahh
[20:46:25] * Aggie is still waiting for Nemesis to hit that mark. :-p
[20:46:46] <Fraser> Check back in 3000 cycles, Aggie.

[15:53] <Fox> Interesting.
[15:53] <Jester> I use it all the time in sims.
[15:54] <Shadow|AFK> hmm
[15:54] <Fox> I didn't even know it existed. :)
[15:54] <Jester> When I have to check this or that fact before typing it into an action or something.
[15:54] <Daren> Interesting? Not really. ;)
[15:54] <Jester> Coro moves so fast that it's nice to have a reference to where I need to start reading to catch up. ;)
[15:54] <Fox> Chris, do me a favor?
[15:54] <Daren> And that is?
[15:54] <Fox> Go to hell. :)
[15:54] <Shadow|AFK> lol
[15:54] <Jester> LOL
[15:54] <Daren> yeah I knew that was coming
[15:54] * Fox grins.

[23:41:12] <Aggie> GT theme? How's about "Love Shack"?
[23:41:14] <Aggie> ;)
[23:41:33] <Fraser> Yes. Especially considering it'll be predominantly males. That's just the song we want.
[23:42:04] <McC> ::shifts the sexual orientation ambiguity of Chris onto Aggie::
[23:42:14] <Jester> ROFL!
[23:42:30] <Aggie> ::shrugs Chris' sexual ambiguity off onto Dennis::
[23:42:53] <Farrell> ::drop-kicks the sexual ambiguity back to where it belongs: CoroLCARS::
[23:43:24] <Aggie> LMAO!
[23:43:28] <CoroLCARS> I assure you there is no ambiguity about my status. ::bends Farrell over and gives him quite a tongue bath::

[02:48:45] <Fox> What about mustard?
[02:48:50] <Daren> who?
[02:48:57] <Fox> ..
[02:48:58] <Fox> You know..
[02:49:00] <Fox> Yellow stuff..
[02:49:02] <Fox> Comes in a bottle
[02:49:06] <Fox> You shake it up, squirt it..
[02:49:09] <McC> It comes in bottles now?!

[16:31:06] <Daren> dammit, I just wanna HUG SOMEBODY! This weather is great!
[16:31:32] <McC> ::backs away::
[16:31:43] <McC> Hug Shadow, he's not looking
[16:32:02] <Daren> If I were gay...
[16:32:06] <Daren> I still wouldn't

[16:26:00] <McC> Happy St. Patty's Day!
[16:26:19] <McC> Hope you're all wearing your greens today.
[16:26:31] <McC> If y'ain't, you're free and clear to receive a pinch or a smack.
[16:26:32] <Daren> hehe actually not
[16:26:50] * Fox isn't.
[16:26:56] <McC> ::pinches Fox::
[16:27:00] <Fox> Teehee!
[16:27:01] <McC> *BAMF*
[16:27:02] <Daren> But if you pinch me well have a nice little walk about YOUR bisexuality
[16:27:08] <Fox> A walk, eh?
[16:27:10] <Daren> well = we'll
[16:27:12] <McC> Hence why I said " or smack" :P
[16:27:19] <Daren> wtf? walk? jeezus
[16:27:22] * Fox watches Chris and Ryan walk off into the sunset.
[16:27:22] <McC> ::smacks Chris::
[16:27:25] <McC> LOL
[16:27:29] <Daren> walk = TALK
[16:27:32] <Fox> Uh-huh.
[16:27:40] <McC> Whatchu walkin' 'bout, Willis?
[16:27:41] <Daren> ::holds his head in his hands::
[16:27:45] <Daren> FOREHEAD!!!!!!

[20:38:29] <Daren> I don't have a 4 PC connection limit though...I've had 4 PCs plus my X-Box all online at the same time...before the X-box there was no way of telling if I had a 4PC limit like that
[20:38:30] <Fox> Mmms..
[20:38:31] <Fox> Yummy burrito..
[20:38:58] * Daren gets jealous...
[20:39:09] <Fox> Was the X-Box hooked up to your burrito and through that to your router, or was it connected directly to the router?

[12:08:24] <McC> Thank God...wind's not strong today
[12:08:25] <CoroLCARS> You're very welcome, McC. ;)
[12:08:30] <McC> Shut up, LCARS
[12:08:30] <CoroLCARS> ::snorts:: Shyeah. Come over here and make me, McC. :P
[12:08:36] <McC> You want me to, LCARS?
[12:08:43] <McC> Didn't think so :P

[00:02:27] <McC> Bah, quit saying stuff relating to medicine
[00:02:31] <McC> *shakes fist*
[00:02:42] <Alffred> ::looks at Ryan:: Huh?
[00:02:43] <Jester> OK... why?
[00:02:54] <McC> Sets off my hilight ;)

[15:34:19] <McC> Careful, he might be gay too ;)
[15:34:36] <Mello> Nah, Jim and I grew up together, he's married now
[15:34:54] <Daren> hehe, that doesn't actually mean he can't be gay :)
[15:35:18] <Daren> but hey, you vouch for him...it's all good ;)
[15:35:22] <Mello> True, but I know him like the back of my hand.
[15:35:44] <Mello> Yeah, he's a friend of ours, and he's always got chicks hanging off him.
[15:36:00] <Daren> The back of your hand is totally gay, I mean just look what it does when you're sitting in your room alone with nothing to do... ;)

[14:28:13] <JunoTyrelle> mwa-ha-haa
[14:28:17] <McC> Bitch ;)
[14:28:25] <JunoTyrelle> you're da bitch, bitch.
[14:28:37] <McC> You're the bitch of the bitch then, bitch :P
[14:28:37] <McC> ;)
[14:28:58] <JunoTyrelle> you're the bitches' bitch of th.. ahhh, never mind

[19:42:47] <Mello> On the upside, the food was exquisite, which was my first clue to the gayness, gay people are always the best cooks.
[19:42:57] <Fraser> ::looks at Chris::
[19:42:59] <McC> ::glances at Chris::
[19:43:09] <Daren> ::looks at himself::

[22:57:20] <Aggie> shhh, I haven't seen it - got a crappy connection here ;)
[22:58:13] <Daren> see that 'small ass bandwith' button, click that Aggie :)

[19:04:24] <Shadow|AFK> impulse buying strikes again
[19:04:46] <Shadow|AFK> although 100 to 400 is almost warp buying ;)

[20:56:32] <Fraser> But what's this new effect? :-)
[20:56:44] <McC> I dunno, they're not saying....
[20:56:50] <Daren> Making Keanu Reeves look like a serious actor.

[01:19:33] <Aggie> yeah, I watched Changing Lanes tonight; ol' Ben did okay in that too
[01:19:43] <Fraser> Ugh, I didn't like that movie.
[01:20:17] <Fraser> Long, dull, and predictable.
[01:20:24] <Aggie> I never said it was a good movie; I just thought that Ben and Sam did pretty okay jobs
[01:21:15] <Aggie> it was rather listless and predictable, though. Even with their performances, which, while good, were hardly their best.
[01:21:17] <Fraser> I never said you didn't say it was a good movie. ;-)
[01:22:08] <Aggie> Ha! But I never said that you said that I said... wait... who am I?

[03:19:53] <Jester> Holy biscuit!
[03:19:57] <McC> ?
[03:19:59] <Daren> donut?

[13:46:33] <Mello> Seriously dude, once you get a girl comfortable being alone with you and you're alone in a candlelit room getting your groove on, you need some Zamfir
[13:47:14] <Fox> O_o
[13:47:18] <Fox> Weezer works for me ;)
[13:47:21] <Fox> Or some TOol
[13:47:22] <Mello> Ewww
[13:47:23] <Fox> Or Incubus
[13:49:00] <McC> I dunno how Tool can be romantic o_O
[13:49:20] <Fox> He said "getting your groove on"
[13:49:23] <Fox> I could fuck to Tool ;)

[00:15:19] <Baralu> or did you mean gay in the "f***-me-up-the-ass-cause-my-name-Chris" way?
[00:15:30] <McC> my-name-Chris? Go back to school :P
[00:15:33] <Mello> rofl
[00:15:33] <McC> Learn grammar :P
[00:15:43] <Baralu> I ain't gots me no use fer that grammar stuff
[00:15:58] <Daren> hehe
[00:16:00] <McC> Ah, so you like looking dumb ;)
[00:16:10] <Baralu> Stupid is as stupid does. :P
[00:16:20] <McC> Yeah, and you "does" pretty stupid.

[00:09:10] <Baralu> I can imagine Daren now though...
[00:09:40] <Baralu> "Oh my god! Guys, two naked chicks are wrestling on my bed! They're, like, completely naked! Oh my god!" "...So go join them?" "No way, describing it is too cool!"

[00:02:26] <McC> Ooo!
[00:02:42] <McC> I just figured out a kick-ass texture scheme for Coro, I think
[00:02:43] <Daren> aaH!
[00:02:48] <Mello> I love those little interjections of yours Ryan. They add texture to the channel ;)
[00:02:55] <McC> ::grins::
[00:03:02] <Baralu> Wow Pete, nice unintentional pun ;)
[00:03:26] <Fraser> Well, render us up an example, Ryan. ;-)
[00:03:29] <McC> Fras: Doing it
[00:03:40] <Mello> We could have naked female mud-wrestling going on in the channel, and you'd still just pop in every couple hours to say, "Ooh! New render in the directory!"
[00:03:45] <McC> I ditched the Aztec (sorry Fras!) in favor of something else I cooked up.
[00:03:58] <Mello> Thanks Jeff :)
[00:04:03] <Baralu> LOL!
[00:05:20] <Mello> "Ryan, wait, stay! The chicks are naked and wrestling in the mud!" "Nah, I'm right in the middle of a breakthrough with this model, I'll catch it next time."
[00:06:12] <Baralu> Hahaha
[00:06:27] <Daren> I say forget the mud...just put them on my bed and let's call it a night.
[00:07:07] <Baralu> Right Chris, and your dad will come watch while you sit here chatting with us :p
[00:07:13] <Mello> lol
[00:07:55] <McC> Wow, this is bizarre...I turned off the visibility of the various objects other than the saucer, including the ray--ohh, shadow-mapped lights. Right.
[00:08:02] <Baralu> Hehe
[00:08:19] <Mello> ::leans over to Jeff, whispering and pointing in Ryan's direction:: See what I mean? ;)

[23:48:22] <Baralu> the Friendly City Council needs to fix the f***ing Friendly potholes.

[23:38:39] <Mello> Hmm, nope, Spacey went to Julliard
[23:38:55] <Brad> What'd he do there?
[23:39:15] <Mello> Study acting
[23:39:19] <Mello> Duh ;)

[22:47:42] <Mello> ::shrugs:: I loved it when I asked for his extension and he's like: "Pete! You SOB, you haven't ordered from me in a year and a half, I thought you were dead! Since your not, you owe me a carton of cigarettes for making me worry."

[21:02:01] <McC> I have no concept of how the ass works, apparently

[21:22] <Mello> I'm happy to edit and critiqué any papers you guys right for a nominal fee ;)
[21:23] <Baralu> ... that would've been more effective had you not used "right" instead of "write" ;)

[00:38] <JD_Smith> yeah, Daren thinks that Smith is his bitch for some reason ;)
[00:38] <Baralu> haha
[00:38] <Daren> looks like a bitch, smells like a bitch, ooo look....my bitch! ;)

[02:15] <Jester> Anyway, gonna take my "unique opinions" to bed. 'night. ;)

[02:12] <Jester> ::shrugs:: Your opinion. Mine differs. ;)
[02:12] <McC> Yes, well, when it comes to aesthetics of ship design, you have rather unique opinions ;)
[02:12] <Baralu> Yea Ross but your opinion is influenced by crack. :P
[02:13] * Jester sets mode: +m

[21:41] <Fox> See, now if I ask you for a recent pic, Brad, you'll just assume I'm coming on to you.
[21:41] <Brad> No I wouldn't.
[21:41] <Fox> Oh.. well, then. Got a recent pic? :)
[21:41] <Brad> Quit coming onto me.

[20:19] <Mello> Because light can be referred to ass photons
[20:19] <Brad> rofl
[20:19] <Fox> ass photons!
[20:19] * Fox has ass photons.

[03:14] <Fraser> Everybody's a sinner.....'cept that one guy.
[03:14] <Shadow-FjP> Jebus?
[03:14] <Fraser> Yeah, Jebus.

[15:16] <Mello> That's why I identify with St. Augustine so much, because like him, there's a saint inside of me waiting to be free, but the hedon in me keeps beating him up with a baseball bat ;)

[12:05] <Jester> What required service does Fras bring to the table, if Daren is cooking? ;)
[12:05] <Brad> The phonebook, since he has to use it on the chair to sit up high ;)

[01:16] <Farrell> I've got a cam, but I can't use it because my VCR is recording the Monster Garage marathon while I watch Cartoon Network
[01:16] <Daren> what the hell does one have to do with the other right there?
[01:17] <Daren> I've got a toilet but I can't crap because my Dad is starting the car outside.

[20:12] <Mello> Does anyone know of a program that'll do a printout of your playlists with more than just the filename?
[20:13] <McC> Rosencrantz & Gildenstern.
[20:13] <Mello> Where would one procure that?
[20:13] <McC> LOL
[20:13] <McC> R&G are characters from Hamlet, Peter ;)

[19:35] <McC> You know, the death of Carl Sagan is probably one of the worst things that could've happened to the ET-believing communities.
[19:35] <B|NoAqui> ... Ryan, you are so random ..

[19:05] <McC> And Bar, you're on crack.
[19:05] <B|NoAqui> lets hope

[16:15] <Alffred> 2003 is going to be a horrible year for the world in general.
[16:16] <McC> Every year with Bush as president probably will be :P
[16:16] <Fras|Laundry> Especially when North Korea is going to set us up the bomb. ;-)

[10:35] * Brad|Dinner (garstini@8d7465b.307615a5.ph.cox.net) has joined #uss-coronado
[10:35] * CoroLCARS sets mode: +o Brad|Dinner
[10:35] <CoroLCARS> Computer recognizes Brad|Dinner. Authorization and command codes enabled.
[10:36] <Brad|Dinner> wtf
[10:36] * Brad|Dinner is now known as Brad
[10:36] * Brad (garstini@8d7465b.307615a5.ph.cox.net) Quit (Leaving: )
[10:36] * Brad (garstini@8d7465b.307615a5.ph.cox.net) has joined #uss-coronado
[10:36] * CoroLCARS sets mode: +o Brad
[10:36] <CoroLCARS> Computer recognizes Brad. Authorization and command codes enabled.
[10:36] <CoroLCARS> Brad = Commander Sieven Drexler, Defenders Task Force 85.3, S-1: Adjutant and Chief of Staff.
[10:36] <Brad> That was screwy.