[12:11:58] <Brad> Damn... my throwing arm is getting pretty good.
[12:12:25] * Itzpapalotl bites her lips shut

[13:24:34] <Brad> Oprah can't support any of the other candidates -right now-... because that would look horrible for *her*
[13:24:47] <Brad> and what about *-this-* emphasis

[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> Fucking HEADACHE.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> I hate babies.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> They're fucking complicated.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> Jesus Christ.
[16:22:55] <Brad> Do your part to control overpopulation.
[16:26:28] <Loaf> Kill babies.
[16:31:24] <Itzpapalotl> Yeah... I'm pretty sure if I killed a baby then I'd never become a nurse. ;)
[16:31:59] <Loaf> Sure you would. Annie Wilkes. :D
[16:32:05] <Brad> You'll pave the way for nurses to become instruments of curbing overpopulation.
[16:32:44] * Itzpapalotl just eyes Loaf
[16:33:04] <Itzpapalotl> I don't even know where to start with you.
[16:33:24] <Brad> Strap him to the bed and break his toes.
[16:33:29] <Brad> WWAD

[11:52:07] <Itzpapalotl> HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP IT SURE IS GREAT THIS MORNING
[11:53:15] <Fraser> IT SURE IS I'M SO HAPPY DO YOU HAVE ANY TANG
[11:54:16] <Itzpapalotl> I SURE DO MY GOOD MAN HOW DO YOU TAKE YOURS AND I WILL MAKE YOU SOME AND WE'LL SHARE A SPOT OF TANG DON'TCHA KNOW CHEERIO
[11:55:30] <Fraser> I TAKE IT FROM BEHIND BOOMSHAKALAKA BOOMSHALAKALA BOOM DUFFMAN SAYS OH YEAH
[11:56:01] <Itzpapalotl> BAA BAA BOOIE BAA BAA BOOIE HOWARD STERN'S PENIS BAA BAA BOOIE
[11:56:50] <Fraser> Okay, yeah, so that's enough of that.
[11:57:13] * Itzpapalotl coughs
[11:57:16] <Itzpapalotl> Yeah, that's good.

[21:20:13] * Loaf wanders back.
[21:21:44] <Itzpapalotl> Go away.
[21:21:53] * Loaf goes away.
[21:22:33] <Itzpapalotl> Bwahaha.

<Loaf, on phone> I'm done making jokes about my penis for the day.
<Itz, on phone> That's okay. I can make them for you.

<Aggie, on phone> I got a call from a girl today!
<Savant> Your mom doesn't count.
<Aggie> It was about a job!
<Savant> I've got a job for your mom.

[07:51] <dakabn> I like how her clothes match the colors on the display of the unit. Very clever.
[07:54] <Jester> She has clothes on? Oh, right. Yeah, I suppose she does. Sorry. Was distracted by the twin suns of boobies and gadgetry.

[13:54:43] <Brad> hee
[13:54:46] <Brad> I put one in orbit
[13:54:50] <Brad> this is a fun game.
[13:55:11] <Chris> no Brad, it's a wicked pissah! ;)
[13:55:14] <Luke> get hard around 14
[13:55:26] <Chris> context!!!

[22:28] <Dan> You must be a lot bigger than me Ron. :) I fit in one rather nicely. :)
[22:28] <Loaf> Go away. >:(
[22:29] <Cody> hey
[22:29] <Dan> Hi Cody. :)
[22:29] <dak> OMG Dan...the context!
[22:29] <Loaf> I'm a fairly portly gentleman, at 300 pounds and 6'5" tall. ;)
[22:29] <Cody> Walking in on that line... yeah.
[22:29] <Cody> That sounded very dirty.
[22:29] <Dan> Yeah... you wouldn't fit. ;)
[22:30] <Dan> Context again....

[13:02:44] <Loaf> "So self, I says, self, how does one measure time in blowjob units?"

[01:00:12] <Dan> ::sighs:: Stays connected the entire time I'm gone but disconnects when I get back... Weird. ... I wonder if it's the router... I just plugged it back in yesterday.
[01:03:08] <Aggie> your connection hates your joy, Dan
[01:03:10] <Aggie> it misses you
[01:03:18] <Aggie> it wants you back, Dan
[01:03:23] <Aggie> and it will do -anything-
[01:05:43] <Dan> lol

[11:26:36] <McC> Quickpoll: Lingerie y/n?
[11:26:59] <Mansky> On you?
[11:27:00] <Mansky> Hell no

[12:34:04] <Loaf> uwtevr
[12:34:25] <Luke> Loaf post in thread or else
[12:34:31] <McC> srsly
[12:35:11] <Loaf> You don't talk to Ron like that. >:(
[12:35:34] <McC> Okay, let me try a more appropriate manner, then.
[12:35:57] <McC> HEY FUCKHEAD GO POST IN THE MAFIA FORUMS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT OR I WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER >:(
[12:35:59] <McC> That better?
[12:36:17] <Loaf> That is how you talk to me. :)

[19:44:15] <Jester> I think every day that Paris Hilton has to have her personal psychiatrist come to the prison should not count as a good behavior day.
[19:44:46] <Jester> Good behavior in this context, as far as I'm concerned, means you sit down, STFU, and don't cause the guards or the staff problems.
[19:45:18] <McC> I agree.
[19:45:28] <McC> I also think she should have a cell-mate named Butch.
[19:45:37] <McC> And that this cell-mate should be a 400 pound woman.

[19:52:38] <McC> Depends how much psychological trauma she ultimately suffers, I think. This is one instance where I think jail might actually do some good.
[19:55:50] <Jester> In the short term (a few months), I agree. In the long term, not so much. She'll get drunk again, only half remember how bad county lock-up was, think "well Ive gotta get home itll be fine", and hop in the car.
[19:56:33] <Jester> This is one crime where you've gotta nail the enablers, ie, the people giving her all that money.
[19:57:07] <Scotty> everyone who stays at a hilton hotel?

[20:57:41] <Luke> You still going to the GT,, Aggie?
[20:57:43] <Dan> Yeah. :)
[20:58:32] <Aggie> I have no idea right now
[20:58:58] <Aggie> I could know something about my future in the next two days, however.
[20:59:21] <Luke> Going to a chinese buffet?

[14:48:01] <Scotty> first a sunburn, then a toe infection now a possible urinary/bladder infection:(
[14:48:16] <Scotty> may has not been my month
[14:49:04] <Fraser> Don't stick your peener where it don't belong
[14:50:36] <Scotty> that hasn't been a problem to be honest
[14:52:35] <Scotty> i've been told drinking cranberry juice helps, though i absolutely loath cranberry juice
[14:55:30] <Fraser> You could cut out the middleman and just stick it in cranberry juice.
[14:59:56] <Chris> thats what happens when you use your johnson to scratch at your infected toe.
[15:02:04] <Scotty> lol i'm sure that'd be quite a trick...
[15:19:00] <Chris> maybe for you, junior.

[22:18:40] <Aggie> Dan, I'm dead. You are fingering suspicion upon a corpse.
[22:19:38] <Aggie> QUIT FINGERING MY COLD, DEAD BODY! YOU SICK FUCK!
[22:23:12] <Dan> ::sighs:: Man I'm an idiot. Just posted an apology.
[22:23:47] <Aggie> That's cool. Did you include the above quote? For posterity? ;)
[22:23:55] <Dan> Nope. ;)

[15:18] <Fras|Work> They fill stadiums with people for Starcraft LAN games in Korea, for cripes sake.
[15:19] <Fras|Work> It's....insane.
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> I will sadly admit I went to Blizzcon.
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> And they had a SC competition with a huge-ass money purse.
[15:19] <Jester> What's wrong with that? Lots of geeks with no lives do that.
[15:19] <Scotty> lol
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> And ALL of them, save 4, were Koreans.
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> And of course the ultimate winner was Korean.
[15:19] <Jester> I'll bet they LOVED you.
[15:19] <Jester> ;)
[15:19] <Fras|Work> Long time.
[15:19] <Itzpapalotl> I think only one of them spoke English.
[15:20] <Itzpapalotl> They just huddled in a group, bumming cigarettes off of people.
[15:20] <Scotty> "SC SC 5 dolla?"

[16:56] Loaf: You should do it. You just need to lower your brain power and stop typing with proper grammar. ;)
[16:56] dak[work]: Ryan can't do that.
[16:57] McC|Work: See, I can't--
[16:57] McC|Work: Well, damn. ;)

[14:50:48] <Chris> Canada have a version of NetFlix yet? Or maybe Blockbuster's version available in Canada?
[14:51:52] <Dan> We do actually. It's called Zip.ca but I stopped using it cause I could never get the new releases in a reasonable amount of time.
[14:53:09] <Chris> so not "zip"py enough for you then... :)

[19:58] dakabn: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y zed
[19:58] dakabn: see....that's why zed doesnt work...you have to spell it out
[19:59] Dan: oh.. I see what you were doing there. :)
[19:59] dakabn: i just doesnt make sense!
[19:59] Dan: No you don't. You just say it. :)
[19:59] Dan: Not to you it doesnt. zeeee doesn't make any sense to me. :)
[19:59] dakabn: well...i...but...how do...i mean... here...when i see z i see zee...but... you see zed...
[20:00] LrdVampyre: heh
[20:00] dakabn: {Lori's brain is broke. Please leave a message after the beep. beeeeep.]

[20:17] <Loaf> I'm a pretty princess. :)

[18:53:03] <Foxie> it'll be a little slide out thing Chris
[18:53:05] <Foxie> well not little
[18:53:13] <Foxie> Mine is about three inches across
[18:53:15] <Foxie> 5 inches long