[18:10] <Sonya> As soon as I figure out what I'm doing, I'm gonna kill all of you.

[19:52:38] <McC> Depends how much psychological trauma she ultimately suffers, I think. This is one instance where I think jail might actually do some good.
[19:55:50] <Jester> In the short term (a few months), I agree. In the long term, not so much. She'll get drunk again, only half remember how bad county lock-up was, think "well Ive gotta get home itll be fine", and hop in the car.
[19:56:33] <Jester> This is one crime where you've gotta nail the enablers, ie, the people giving her all that money.
[19:57:07] <Scotty> everyone who stays at a hilton hotel?

[20:16:43] <kari> ping?
[20:16:49] <Farrell> Peer
[20:16:59] <kari> hmm
[20:17:10] <Farrell> ::Shrug:: At least it wasn't Connection reset by Trogdor.
[20:18:26] <Fras|AFK> Burninated

[17:44:06] <Shade> Ryan's at work, and comforting Cody, whos at her place. ;)
[17:44:20] <McC|Work> Cody's actually at -my- apartment right now. ;)
[17:44:45] <Shade> well she's NOT in your LAP, say. or in any close, physical proximity.
[17:44:57] <McC|Work> I'm undressing her with my mind.
[17:45:01] <McC|Work> ::is that good::
[17:45:06] <asmallbluedot> Awwww. True, Shade. I'm not.
[17:45:08] <Shade> thats not comforting. ;)
[17:45:08] <asmallbluedot> ::sad::
[17:45:09] <dak-work> yea see...you're not allowed to do that to me
[17:45:21] <McC|Work> I'll be home soon, hon.
[17:45:28] * Foxie undresses dak with her mind.

[15:00:09] <McC> Where's Kennedy when we need him? "Well space is there. And we are going to climb it. And the moon and the planets are there. And new opportunities for peace are there."
[15:00:16] <Fraser> I believe he was shot in the head.
[15:00:33] <McC> Thank you, Fras. You have just cleared up a major gap in my education. Much appreciated.

[14:39:11] <Jester> ::chuckles:: If I was going to sabotage the bot, I'd be a hell of a lot more subtle.
[14:39:21] <Jester> I'd have the !attack code check who was attacking.
[14:39:29] <Jester> You're not going to type !attack 100,000 times. ;)
[14:39:42] <Fraser> Sounds like a challenge.
[14:39:56] <Fraser> Give Scotty a channel of his own. That'll keep him busy for a while.

[17:04:49] <Chris> hmm, I wonder if I can get a traffic report online...
[17:05:12] <Peter> MSN Messenger has the feature built-in, Chris
[17:06:08] <Chris> MSN MEss- *spit* And I thought you were a man of God...

[20:18:51] <McC|o_o|> Well, now that you've told your IRC buddies who have told you you were dumb, go FIX it before she starts seeing someone else :P
[20:19:02] <Potloaf> Like me.
[20:19:11] <McC|o_o|> Yeah, don't lose out to Ron
[20:19:17] <Potloaf> Totally. ;)
[20:19:17] <McC|o_o|> Or your typing might go to 'shot' ;)
[20:19:34] <Potloaf> Hey, McC? Don't get me wrong, because I love you to death.
[20:19:39] <Potloaf> But I fuckin' hate you so much sometimes.

[22:37:22] * McC returns
[22:40:34] <Dan> wb
[22:40:44] * Savant gang signs
[22:40:53] <Dan> hehe
[22:49:09] <Cody> Mouse is a gangsta.
[22:49:43] <Savant> dog foo gangsta yo
[22:50:15] <Dan> Gangsta from Alberta. :)
[22:50:49] <Savant> canned or dry, we neva die

<Loaf> Ryan.
<McC> Ron.
<Savant> ::orchestra swells, romance is in bloom::

[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> Fucking HEADACHE.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> I hate babies.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> They're fucking complicated.
[16:15:51] <Itzpapalotl> Jesus Christ.
[16:22:55] <Brad> Do your part to control overpopulation.
[16:26:28] <Loaf> Kill babies.
[16:31:24] <Itzpapalotl> Yeah... I'm pretty sure if I killed a baby then I'd never become a nurse. ;)
[16:31:59] <Loaf> Sure you would. Annie Wilkes. :D
[16:32:05] <Brad> You'll pave the way for nurses to become instruments of curbing overpopulation.
[16:32:44] * Itzpapalotl just eyes Loaf
[16:33:04] <Itzpapalotl> I don't even know where to start with you.
[16:33:24] <Brad> Strap him to the bed and break his toes.
[16:33:29] <Brad> WWAD

[16:28:08] <dakabn> -grumbles- I HATE HATE HATE corporate america
[16:28:46] <dakabn> greedy and don't care about anyone. I worked at a retail chain...big in the south and it'll suck the life outa ya
[16:29:37] * dakabn goes to read PVP before she gets even more worked up and starts squeeling and unable to form coherent sentences
[16:30:21] <Scotty> you know PVP is merging with Penny Arcade dak? ::ducks:: j/k:P

[10:35] * Brad|Dinner (garstini@8d7465b.307615a5.ph.cox.net) has joined #uss-coronado
[10:35] * CoroLCARS sets mode: +o Brad|Dinner
[10:35] <CoroLCARS> Computer recognizes Brad|Dinner. Authorization and command codes enabled.
[10:36] <Brad|Dinner> wtf
[10:36] * Brad|Dinner is now known as Brad
[10:36] * Brad (garstini@8d7465b.307615a5.ph.cox.net) Quit (Leaving: )
[10:36] * Brad (garstini@8d7465b.307615a5.ph.cox.net) has joined #uss-coronado
[10:36] * CoroLCARS sets mode: +o Brad
[10:36] <CoroLCARS> Computer recognizes Brad. Authorization and command codes enabled.
[10:36] <CoroLCARS> Brad = Commander Sieven Drexler, Defenders Task Force 85.3, S-1: Adjutant and Chief of Staff.
[10:36] <Brad> That was screwy.

[19:44:52] <Alffred> One time I made a bad joke and asked if the real Dorkoven would stand up. Of course I meant to say Darkoven but I don't tink he believed me.
[19:44:58] <Alffred> think..
[19:47:21] <Alffred> Yeah it wasn't that funny then either... ;)
[19:47:36] <Fraser> !calc Darkoven
[19:47:38] <CoroLCARS> Darkoven = The cynical guy that we make fun of (oh, and blame for our funky rank codes too).
[19:49:17] <Fraser> !calc Darkoven
[19:49:19] <CoroLCARS> Darkoven = Dorkoven, The cynical guy that we make fun of (oh, and blame for our funky rank codes too).
[19:49:25] <Fraser> There you go, Dan.
[19:49:28] <Fraser> You contributed. ;-)

[14:59:54] <kari> [NickServ] : Nick dan isn't registered.
[15:00:09] <kari> grab if now, Alffred ;)
[15:00:10] <Chris> Dan, wake up and register! :)
[15:01:12] <Alffred_Work> Ag....
[15:01:41] <Alffred_Work> Dan is online though. So I can't change my nick.
[15:02:01] <kari> hmm
[15:02:12] <kari> nah, he's not scotty, nevermind...
[15:02:19] <Jester> ...and then Kari was handed a Light Side/Dark Side decision...
[15:02:20] <Jester> ;)

[00:09:10] <Baralu> I can imagine Daren now though...
[00:09:40] <Baralu> "Oh my god! Guys, two naked chicks are wrestling on my bed! They're, like, completely naked! Oh my god!" "...So go join them?" "No way, describing it is too cool!"

[00:08:38] <Jester> Marc Singer's hair alone should have gotten a Best Supporting Actor nod at the Oscars.
[00:08:51] <Jester> It's feathered and perfect even when he's been out in the wilderness for weeks.
[00:09:53] * Aggie pictures Ross sitting at his desk looking a little starry-eyed as he types that.
[00:10:09] <Jester> Loafism time.
[00:10:15] <Aggie> ::grins::
[00:10:18] <Jester> HE'S ATTRACTIVE. SHUT UP. >:(
[00:11:05] <Aggie> I'm gonna have nightmares tonight, and Marc Singer and Ross will be the stars...
[00:11:16] <Jester> ::snickers::

[00:02:27] <McC> Bah, quit saying stuff relating to medicine
[00:02:31] <McC> *shakes fist*
[00:02:42] <Alffred> ::looks at Ryan:: Huh?
[00:02:43] <Jester> OK... why?
[00:02:54] <McC> Sets off my hilight ;)

[22:22:37] <Luke> Eastern Proimises has Viggo Mortensen in a full frontal nudity fight scene ^__^
[22:22:48] <Gabriel> Um... yay?
[22:22:55] <Gabriel> [22:16:07] <Loaf> youre still a girl arent you
[22:22:56] <Birkin> [19:16] <Loaf> youre still a girl arent you
[22:23:00] <Gabriel> I win. ;)
[22:23:05] <Luke> heheh
[22:23:29] * Loaf dies laughing.

[18:09:27] <McC|Work> Ross, I suddenly remembered.
[18:09:42] <Aggie> ::hands Ryan a cookie::
[18:10:01] <McC|Work> A while back, you teased me about "23 minutes? that's all it takes?" I wanted to clarify that -she- is the one that decides our pace. I can go for as long as is necessary/desired.
[18:10:09] <McC|Work> I just wanted to set the record straight on that. ;)
[18:10:32] * Aggie takes back the cookies and gouges out his brain with a power drill.

[16:34:11] <McC|Work> Guess what today is.
[16:34:13] <McC|Work> EVERYONE.
[16:34:21] <dak-work> December 1, 2006
[16:34:32] <Scotty> 24 days till christmas!
[16:34:35] <dak-work> Friday
[16:34:47] <McC|Work> Wro--well, no, not technically wrong. Not the answer I'm looking for. ;)
[16:34:54] <dak-work> LOL
[16:34:58] <Scotty> some movie comes out that ryan wants to see!!:)
[16:35:06] <dak-work> Someone's birthday
[16:35:09] <dak-work> some anniversary?
[16:35:15] <McC|Work> Closer...
[16:35:22] <dak-work> Um
[16:35:31] <Loaf> STAR WARS BIRTHDAY ZOOM LIVE LONG AND PROSPER LUKE ^_^
[16:35:33] <dak-work> um....
[16:35:39] <McC|Work> Loaf, I will beat you with a spoon.

[17:44:35] <Jester> ::shrugs:: It's not very likely as long as your network is secure. When I transmit a file via FTP, it gets to goodvevil.com every time, and hardly ever goes to cnn.com. ;)
[17:45:05] <Savant> and man, when that happened? What a mess-up. Amusing headlines that day, though
[17:45:29] <Savant> called my mom and said "look at the news, I'm on the news! See? I killed an orc!... wait a minute, there's police at the door"

[00:19:26] <Fraser> "Pop quiz, hot shot. You've got a guy with a crowbar in his pants. What do you do? What do...you...do?"
[00:19:58] <Savant> kick him in the nuts and run?
[00:20:47] <Fraser> Dude, you never kick a guy in the nuts. That's a hate crime. ;-)

[22:57:20] <Aggie> shhh, I haven't seen it - got a crappy connection here ;)
[22:58:13] <Daren> see that 'small ass bandwith' button, click that Aggie :)

[17:58:00] <Itzpapalotl> Fuck you Farrell
[17:59:00] <Farrell> Really? You will? Wow, I've never had anyone offer to do that to me before.
[17:59:00] <Itzpapalotl> No doubt.
[18:01:00] <Farrell> Just means I get to really enjoy that first time
[18:02:00] <Itzpapalotl> Don't forget the lube and your mother's underwear.
[18:03:00] <Farrell> You're the one offering, and I'd have to travel. I was expecting you to provide that.
[18:03:00] <Itzpapalotl> See, that's your problem.
[18:03:00] <Itzpapalotl> You stay in your house waiting for shit to just happen to you.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Go out there! Make it happen!
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Live life.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> Get fucked.
[18:04:00] <Itzpapalotl> You get what you give. >:(
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> Besides, if it's your first time you have to travel.
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> It's a pilgrimage.
[18:05:00] <Itzpapalotl> But instead of a wailing wall it's a woman wailing. While you're pounding her pussy. Wailing Pussy Wall.
[18:06:00] <Farrell> Ow. All my blood just rushed to my face.
[18:06:00] <Savant> your every utterance is a joy to read, Itz.
[18:06:00] <Itzpapalotl> =D