[12:46:21] <@Loaf> I think it's pretty goddamn awesome.
[12:46:43] <@Loaf> To have someone buy condoms for the express purpose of putting them on your dick? Followed by a heaping dose of vagina?
[12:47:08] <@Itzpapalotl> See, I couldn't do that if I wanted to.
[12:47:30] <@Itzpapalotl> Because my heaping dose of vagina is too -tight-. It's angry. Like a wet cat.
[12:47:37] <@Itzpapalotl> You must spend time soothing it first.
[12:47:39] <@Itzpapalotl> Gaining it's trust.
[12:47:54] <@McC|Work> Ew.
[12:48:02] <@Loaf> Jesus.

<Loaf> Ryan.
<McC> Ron.
<Savant> ::orchestra swells, romance is in bloom::

<Aggie, on phone> I got a call from a girl today!
<Savant> Your mom doesn't count.
<Aggie> It was about a job!
<Savant> I've got a job for your mom.

[18:09:27] <McC|Work> Ross, I suddenly remembered.
[18:09:42] <Aggie> ::hands Ryan a cookie::
[18:10:01] <McC|Work> A while back, you teased me about "23 minutes? that's all it takes?" I wanted to clarify that -she- is the one that decides our pace. I can go for as long as is necessary/desired.
[18:10:09] <McC|Work> I just wanted to set the record straight on that. ;)
[18:10:32] * Aggie takes back the cookies and gouges out his brain with a power drill.

[15:00:09] <McC> Where's Kennedy when we need him? "Well space is there. And we are going to climb it. And the moon and the planets are there. And new opportunities for peace are there."
[15:00:16] <Fraser> I believe he was shot in the head.
[15:00:33] <McC> Thank you, Fras. You have just cleared up a major gap in my education. Much appreciated.

[13:27:22] <McC|Work> Gaggler, dummy, not gargler.
[13:27:35] <Loaf> You don't even know what the act of Gaggling entails.
[13:27:44] <Loaf> Do not pretend to speak upon suck things.
[13:27:48] <Kt> HAH!
[13:27:49] <Loaf> ahahaha. SUCK THINGS.
[13:27:52] <Kt> Best typo ever.

* Loaf has changed the topic to: once i was eating soup at chez laurent and my mother bounded out of the piggly wiggly across the street and said son whatr are you doing in that rat hole and i said nothing mother but she couldnt see the lovestained tentacles beneath my napkin holy god was the calamari fresh that night :)

[00:08] <Carliegh> i am the buddha of electrical logistics

[13:48] <ChrisMobile> and I have maybe half a bar of service at the moment...
[13:49] <ChrisMobile> granted I'm deep in a bunker under the Garden City Hotel happy So should maybe be thankful for the half bar I can get
[13:49] <Fras|Work> Bunker? Do you know something we don't know?
[13:49] <Savant> afraid the allies are gonna come get ya?
[13:49] <Fras|Work> Should I be running through the streets?
[13:51] <ChrisMobile> Yes. Commence mass hysteria
[13:52] <ChrisMobile> Pretend like the Leafs won the cup or something wink
[13:52] <Fras|Work> You burn in hell.
[13:52] <Savant> ahaahaa

[11:52:07] <Itzpapalotl> HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP IT SURE IS GREAT THIS MORNING
[11:53:15] <Fraser> IT SURE IS I'M SO HAPPY DO YOU HAVE ANY TANG
[11:54:16] <Itzpapalotl> I SURE DO MY GOOD MAN HOW DO YOU TAKE YOURS AND I WILL MAKE YOU SOME AND WE'LL SHARE A SPOT OF TANG DON'TCHA KNOW CHEERIO
[11:55:30] <Fraser> I TAKE IT FROM BEHIND BOOMSHAKALAKA BOOMSHALAKALA BOOM DUFFMAN SAYS OH YEAH
[11:56:01] <Itzpapalotl> BAA BAA BOOIE BAA BAA BOOIE HOWARD STERN'S PENIS BAA BAA BOOIE
[11:56:50] <Fraser> Okay, yeah, so that's enough of that.
[11:57:13] * Itzpapalotl coughs
[11:57:16] <Itzpapalotl> Yeah, that's good.

[20:11:19] <Jester> Anyway, just wanted to say I've done something stupid today. Later. ;)
[20:11:32] * Jester (~jester@032-411-980.area5.spcsdns.net) Quit (Quit: Aristotle's definition of happiness: "The exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording them scope.")
[20:11:34] <Fraser> Lat....wait, what?
[20:11:45] <Fraser> Bastard.
[20:11:51] <Fraser> ::shakes fist::
[20:11:56] <Fraser> ::wonders why he's shaking his first::
[20:12:25] <Fraser> ::hangs head as he realizes he was actually shaking his fist at the screen::

[01:19:24] <Chris> do you think Cloaked would be miffed if I changed my nick to BetweenHerLegs everytime I went to sleep? :)

[18:08:48] <Fraser> Someone needs to explain how one insurance company's auto quote can possibly be more than $1000 per year more than another's.
[18:09:29] <Jester> They don't like you.
[18:09:59] <Fraser> They're my bank.
[18:12:43] <Jester> Then again, I'm old. I could drive my car 75mph over a half-ramp, flipping over end over end into a bus full of nuns, and my insurance the next day would only be $875/year.

[17:45:19] <McC_Work> WTF?
[17:45:37] <McC_Work> "This system is shutting down. Please save all work in progress and log off. Any unsaved changes will be lost. This shutdown was initiated by NT AUTHORITY..."
[17:45:39] * McC_Work has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[18:59:31] <Loaf> Not even because of the chainsaw. But he had a sword, too.
[18:59:43] <Farrell> So does Ross Loaf ;)
[18:59:57] <kari> damn you Ross Loaf
[19:00:08] <Jester> Who is Ross Loaf?
[19:00:28] <Mansky> ITs this bearded guy that curses alot.

[15:22:56] * Fraser is now known as Fras|AFK
[15:23:28] <Fras|AFK> Oh who am I kidding.
[15:23:34] * Fras|AFK is now known as Fras|Halo2

[21:29:09] <Potloaf> I'm giving myself a half hour before my typing goes to shot.
[21:29:11] <Potloaf> Shot.
[21:29:13] * Potloaf sighs.

[01:21:52] <Brad> oh, you know what... I gave you the wrong d100 avg...
[01:22:42] <McC> oh?
[01:22:48] <Brad> 52. not 54.
[01:23:05] <kari> ohh, whew
[01:23:09] <kari> I was getting worried

[00:03:32] <McC> I'm flattered that you listed me as a simmer on Coro, Ross ;)
[00:03:49] <Jester> ::shrugs:: You keep hanging around, so it seemed fitting. ;)
[00:03:57] <McC> I do seem to do that, don't I?
[00:04:01] <Jester> Yep. ;)
[00:04:08] <Ironside> You're like a hanging chad.

[18:55:12] <Brad> fiber is filling, or something... you don't have to eat much to feel full
[18:55:27] <McC> Grape Nuts is a perfect example.
[18:55:35] <McC> Eat a bowl or two of grape nutes and you are done for half a day
[18:55:48] <Fraser> You'll also shit for half a day.

Discussing FAO Schwarz
[14:05] <Aggie> It didn't impress me that much.
[14:05] <Daren> That's 'cause you're not four.

[18:10] <Sonya> As soon as I figure out what I'm doing, I'm gonna kill all of you.

[12:37:45] <Itzpapalotl> I dunno. I just... There's something about being strapped to a fucking huge rocket that makes me go "Nope. You couldn't pay me enough for that shit."
[12:39:22] <Jester> Whatever you say, Dr. McCoy. I'd take a ticket right now if it were offered. ;)
[12:41:21] <Itzpapalotl> You do that. I'll stay on Terra Firma and laugh when you explode across the Florida Keys.
[12:43:05] <Jester> Actually, I'd explode across the south Atlantic, dumb ass. >:P
[12:44:17] <Itzpapalotl> I hope a whale eats your dick. >:(
[12:45:09] <Jester> Shut up. My dick is way bigger than a krill. :P
[12:45:24] <Itzpapalotl> I have no proof.
[12:46:42] <Itzpapalotl> Anyone that wants to ride at the head of a rocket is obviously compensating for -something-.
[12:47:57] <Jester> Ha! Unlike Farrell, *I'm* not taking the pilgrimage for this one. Bring your dumb ass to Connecticut, and you'd better pack a quart of soothing cream. :P
[12:48:49] <Jester> Yeah. I'm compensating for a desire to get away from the same oxygen YOU are using. >:(
[12:49:49] <Itzpapalotl> ... I really don't have any comeback to either of those.
[12:50:03] <Jester> ::dances a victory jig:: ;)

[14:31:31] <Loaf> Supposedly, almost every dog will get into a pool with you if you have them on a leash.
[14:31:32] <Itzpapalotl> Dunno. Wouldn't hurt to try. ;)
[14:32:03] <Itzpapalotl> Get those stupid turtle-shaped plastic pools at Toys-R-Us for $10 and let her have at it.
[14:32:05] <Loaf> Like, if you have them leashed and lead them in with gentle coaxing.
[14:32:13] <Itzpapalotl> I know my other dogs won't, but that's because they'd drowned.
[14:32:31] <Loaf> Not, like, leashing them and then creating a doggy trebuchet aimed at the pool.
[14:32:58] <Itzpapalotl> I'm not going to trebuchet my dogs into the pool. ;)

[13:04:55] <Farrell> A FUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK
[13:05:02] <Farrell> That's it. Where's my pitchfork?
[13:05:08] * Farrell is now known as Farrell_AFK
[13:05:20] <dakabn> um... bye den?